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Bro cannot carry them up the sky oso, after they tod can get so kopi Dui from you, but last nite if they ask I oso lun lun gotta give. I remember those bed bugs bite damm itcy one.

 

 

Bed bug bite not so bad. Wait middle of the night when all sleeping, u feel someone touch yr @ss n u turn around u see 1 big Singh with beard n smiling at u. Then u r dead for sure. [laugh][laugh][laugh]

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Bed bug bite not so bad. Wait middle of the night when all sleeping, u feel someone touch yr @ss n u turn around u see 1 big Singh with beard n smiling at u. Then u r dead for sure. [laugh][laugh][laugh]

 

Somore singh like to bite, carry and screw one. [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

 

But seriously, last nite situation I knew the seriousness I had it liao, after I park the car and walk towards the office. After reading so many cases of passpork not chop and ladies oso no bang chan somore midnight same scenario.

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Bro, you know what, I am also afraid of that scenario. What I do is get out of the car, walk up to them, pass them the PP and watch them in action, stamp/chop/tear white card. I guess nothing beats taking a bit more time to ensure the process is done correctly.

 

Guess I am the typical Kia Su and Kia Si Singaporean....

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u damn heng la, if not i guess u will stuck in JB for the whole day.

 

Maybe now stil sitting one corner licking my wounds.

 

Got a fren car accident in JB, he followed the tow truck back to singapore siting in his own car and fall asleep, maybe the driver sabo him never wake him up at custom, end up never chop, next trip in he kanna summon.

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Somore singh like to bite, carry and screw one. [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

 

But seriously, last nite situation I knew the seriousness I had it liao, after I park the car and walk towards the office. After reading so many cases of passpork not chop and ladies oso no bang chan somore midnight same scenario.

 

Hahaha. Another adventure for u in JB. [lipsrsealed]

 

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Maybe now stil sitting one corner licking my wounds.

 

Got a fren car accident in JB, he followed the tow truck back to singapore siting in his own car and fall asleep, maybe the driver sabo him never wake him up at custom, end up never chop, next trip in he kanna summon.

 

Maybe he sud hv just destroy his PP n declare as lost n apply a new one. [idea]

 

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Maybe he sud hv just destroy his PP n declare as lost n apply a new one. [idea]

 

Get a vietnam or china visa and paste over it, worst tear away dat page.

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Get a vietnam or china visa and paste over it, worst tear away dat page.

 

Tear away a page is serious offence. Cover any chop is also serious n both can b caught.

 

Destroy n declare as lost ty cannot check leh. [rolleyes]

 

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Get a vietnam or china visa and paste over it, worst tear away dat page.

 

Another way is to put lots of water on the page to wash away the chop n fade it so cannot b seen.

 

Then go SG Immigration n declare as drop into water n need to replace it.

 

Note: All this I say is just joke hor. Dont say I teach u how to cheat gharmen.

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Of course u cannot straight away ask he tel no lah.

 

U start tok kok a bit n see her reaction.

 

If she bad mood, better keep quiet. If she smile n friendly, then can tok somemore. [laugh]

 

 

You and Ken4555 same factory same batch? [laugh]

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You and Ken4555 same factory same batch? [laugh]

 

Maybe same factory but mine is earlier batch. He is new model got several improvements but mine is more reliable. [laugh][:p]

 

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Dear brothers, it is festive seasons. Be careful when enter JB. Do not beat the red light or make illegal u turn or do anything that breaks the law. Check your passports before leaving the custom. Have your valid roadtax shown on the windscreen. Or else, you would contribute to their new furniture.

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You are very lucky, maybe the custom people that day mood very good. They never detain you nor they asked

"kopi" money! And they just asked you to go just like that! [rolleyes]

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You are very lucky, maybe the custom people that day mood very good. They never detain you nor they asked

"kopi" money! And they just asked you to go just like that! [rolleyes]

 

Ya really lucky, those people I met at the custom were really nice and never hang me, they just wan to know how and which lane which officer let me tru. The senior who handles me looks abit like our police and thief fat abang comedian.

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Maybe same factory but mine is earlier batch. He is new model got several improvements but mine is more reliable. [laugh][:p]

 

But both batch comes with DIRECT INJECTION. [laugh]

 

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