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i congrats my didi "GOOD JOB" everytime i piak finish...and slap the meimei puntat

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  On 7/15/2011 at 2:34 PM, Latka said:

Q. What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

A. They both like a tight seal.

 

 

Good jokes n riddles. [thumbsup][laugh]

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A woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast. The man said, "I'm sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you'll forgive me." so the woman replies, "If you dick is as hard as your elbow then I am staying in room 113."

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