Swingarm 1st Gear July 15, 2011 Share July 15, 2011 Truth No. 1 Partners help each other undress before sex. However, after sex, they always dressed on their own. Moral of the story... In life, no one helps you once you are screwed Truth No. 2 When a lady is pregnant, all her friends will touch her stomach and says "congrats". But none of them, touch the man's penis and says "good job". Moral of the story.... Hard work is never appreciated.. ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasonjst 3rd Gear July 15, 2011 Share July 15, 2011 Life is like that one . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingarm 1st Gear July 15, 2011 Author Share July 15, 2011 Life is like that one . Another phrase i always hear when one is unable to provide a solution.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces69 6th Gear July 15, 2011 Share July 15, 2011 Truth No. 1 Partners help each other undress before sex. However, after sex, they always dressed on their own. Moral of the story... In life, no one helps you once you are screwed Truth No. 2 When a lady is pregnant, all her friends will touch her stomach and says "congrats". But none of them, touch the man's penis and says "good job". Moral of the story.... Hard work is never appreciated.. Where the hell did u get this from? But its damm good..................and true. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phluvcat 6th Gear July 15, 2011 Share July 15, 2011 Truth No. 1 Partners help each other undress before sex. However, after sex, they always dressed on their own. Moral of the story... In life, no one helps you once you are screwed Truth No. 2 When a lady is pregnant, all her friends will touch her stomach and says "congrats". But none of them, touch the man's penis and says "good job". Moral of the story.... Hard work is never appreciated.. thanks for the humour! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingarm 1st Gear July 15, 2011 Author Share July 15, 2011 Where the hell did u get this from? But its damm good..................and true. Got this from facebook..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingarm 1st Gear July 15, 2011 Author Share July 15, 2011 thanks for the humour! You r welcome.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladykillerz 4th Gear July 15, 2011 Share July 15, 2011 This is funny!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustyz 5th Gear July 15, 2011 Share July 15, 2011 Haha good one..Thanks for sharing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermitage 1st Gear July 15, 2011 Share July 15, 2011 HeeHee! How very true! Kuan Yew would have done well to add these into his Hard Truths... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skutah Neutral Newbie July 15, 2011 Share July 15, 2011 U make my day Brudder!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxus-MIFA9 Supersonic July 15, 2011 Share July 15, 2011 Truth No. 2 When a lady is pregnant, all her friends will touch her stomach and says "congrats". But none of them, touch the man's penis and says "good job". Moral of the story.... Hard work is never appreciated.. but, if there is one ever touch the man's penis and says 'good job', wouldn't she be the next on line getting pregnant ...... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curahee 1st Gear July 15, 2011 Share July 15, 2011 Haha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latka 1st Gear July 15, 2011 Share July 15, 2011 Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latka 1st Gear July 15, 2011 Share July 15, 2011 Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latka 1st Gear July 15, 2011 Share July 15, 2011 Q. What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ender Hypersonic July 15, 2011 Share July 15, 2011 Good material for LKY's Hard Truth part 2. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latka 1st Gear July 15, 2011 Share July 15, 2011 Q. How do you make five pounds of fat look good? A. Give it a nipple. ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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