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http://www.digitaltrends.com/international...t-out-of-feces/

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It's being called the "poop burger". Japanese scientists have found a way to create artificial meat from sewage containing human feces.

 

Somehow this feels like a Vonnegut plotline: population boom equals food shortage. Solution? Synthesize food from human waste matter. Absurd yes, but Japanese scientists have actually discovered a way to create edible steaks from human feces.

 

Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Okayama Laboratory, has developed steaks based on proteins from human excrement. Tokyo Sewage approached the scientist because of an overabundance of sewage mud. They asked him to explore the possible uses of the sewage and Ikeda found that the mud contained a great deal of protein because of all the bacteria.

 

The researchers then extracted those proteins, combined them with a reaction enhancer and put it in an exploder which created the artificial steak. The “meat” is 63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals. The researchers color the poop meat red with food coloring and enhance the flavor with soy protein. Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef.

 

Inhabitat notes that “the meatpacking industry causes 18 percent of our greenhouse gas emissions, mostly due to the release of methane from animals.” Livestock also consume huge amounts of resources and space in efforts to feed ourselves as well as the controversy over cruelty to animals. Ikeda’s recycled poop burger would reduce waste and emissions, not to mention obliterating Dante’s circle for gluttons.

 

The scientists hope to price it the same as actual meat, but at the moment the excrement steaks are ten to twenty times the price they should be thanks to the cost of research. Professor Ikeda understands the psychological barriers that need to be surmounted knowing that your food is made from human feces. They hope that once the research is complete, people will be able to overlook that ugly detail in favor of perks like environmental responsibility, cost and the fact that the meat will have fewer calories.

 

Waste not; want not.

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Supercharged

eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww....

 

liddat going vegetarian more logically, healthy & much cheaper

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liddat I when ipoop next time i will say

 

' i am producing my next lunch......and when i eat, i am producing my next dinner'......ewwwwwwwww

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Supercharged

liddat I when ipoop next time i will say

 

' i am producing my next lunch......and when i eat, i am producing my next dinner'......ewwwwwwwww

 

wah pengz...u need to poop 5times a day...

 

i am producing my breakfast...

 

i am producing my lunch

 

i am producing my tea

 

i am producing my dinner

 

i am producing my supper

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Think of it.....these Newzfood can be used to feed animals!

This will lessen the corn/wheat demand from animal feeds!!

It will allow human population to grow, and now worry about gains and feeds.

 

I support this new food chain!!

 

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Think of it.....these Newzfood can be used to feed animals!

This will lessen the corn/wheat demand from animal feeds!!

It will allow human population to grow, and now worry about gains and feeds.

 

I support this new food chain!!

Its already happening, feeding poop to our food source.

I remember in kampong the toilet is over a fish pond. When u poop the fish will eat our output :ph34r:

I think its jeppon fish? then we catch and eat the fish ^_^

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Turbocharged

The scientists and researchers also very kilat, goodness knows how long they have already been experimenting with the subject matter. It takes a very special kind to be willing to do such work. [dead]

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The scientists and researchers also very kilat, goodness knows how long they have already been experimenting with the subject matter. It takes a very special kind to be willing to do such work. [dead]

 

agree, who will agree o work with poop

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Hypersonic
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Must have gamey taste, then nice. Ask people go and jiak sai may not be offending in the future.

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The researchers then extracted those proteins, combined them with a reaction enhancer and put it in an exploder which created the artificial steak. The

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Turbocharged

maybe in future...

 

world exports sai to japan

> japan converts sai to food

> japan exports food to world

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Hypersonic

maybe in future...

 

world exports sai to japan

> japan converts sai to food

> japan exports food to world

 

The whole world can go and jiak sai ar!!!!! :D :D :D

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