Starletgt Neutral Newbie May 25, 2011 Share May 25, 2011 Osama said China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with. The reason is that Al-Qaeda terrorist had made 8 attacks on the Chinese with the following results:- 1 - One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the three-dimentional traffic bridge. 2 - One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into the bus for 2 hours. 3 - One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan but found that the bomb remote control was stolen. 4 - One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu, but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East Turkistan separatist and was beaten and interrogated. 5 - One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the Al-Qaeda center, but even after 6 months, failed to see any news reports on the success of the bombing. He was considered by the organization to have claimed a false victory and was executed. (Poor guy) 6 - One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag (containing the bomb) from him. 7 - One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank fake alcohol, and possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state) 8 - Later, Osama tried to send a female terrorist to blow Hainan Island, but was cheated into prostitution. ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbowbiatch 6th Gear May 25, 2011 Share May 25, 2011 [laugh] how true! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph22 Turbocharged May 25, 2011 Share May 25, 2011 is this a joke or real?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evillusion Supersonic May 25, 2011 Share May 25, 2011 (edited) kns u joking right! and he died a miserable man becos of this failures! Edited May 25, 2011 by Eviilusion Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sk65 1st Gear May 25, 2011 Share May 25, 2011 hahah i tot real one from the subject until i read the next line, gets funnier with each line Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whathefish 5th Gear May 25, 2011 Share May 25, 2011 hahahaha knn Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starletgt Neutral Newbie May 25, 2011 Author Share May 25, 2011 kns u joking right! and he died a miserable man becos of this failures! Yah is a joke.... feeling bo liaoz... lolx Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedream 3rd Gear May 25, 2011 Share May 25, 2011 farnie siah... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evillusion Supersonic May 25, 2011 Share May 25, 2011 Yah is a joke.... feeling bo liaoz... lolx but funny bo liaoz! if we can take everything with a pinch of salt we will have high blood presure u know! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoverofCar 6th Gear May 25, 2011 Share May 25, 2011 the female terrorist is a good one...damn funny... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altivo 3rd Gear May 25, 2011 Share May 25, 2011 hahaha... China is more "scary" than Al Qaeda. Hahahaha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starletgt Neutral Newbie May 25, 2011 Author Share May 25, 2011 but funny bo liaoz! if we can take everything with a pinch of salt we will have high blood presure u know! Something to add on if we can take everything with a pinch of sugar we will have to get our legs cut off..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Bear Turbocharged May 25, 2011 Share May 25, 2011 lol..funny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethingochan Neutral Newbie May 25, 2011 Share May 25, 2011 Osama said China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with. The reason is that Al-Qaeda terrorist had made 8 attacks on the Chinese with the following results:- 1 - One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the three-dimentional traffic bridge. 2 - One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into the bus for 2 hours. 3 - One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan but found that the bomb remote control was stolen. 4 - One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu, but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East Turkistan separatist and was beaten and interrogated. 5 - One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the Al-Qaeda center, but even after 6 months, failed to see any news reports on the success of the bombing. He was considered by the organization to have claimed a false victory and was executed. (Poor guy) 6 - One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag (containing the bomb) from him. 7 - One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank fake alcohol, and possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state) 8 - Later, Osama tried to send a female terrorist to blow Hainan Island, but was cheated into prostitution. Lol... how true how true. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abluey Neutral Newbie May 25, 2011 Share May 25, 2011 U light up my day! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leok777 Clutched May 25, 2011 Share May 25, 2011 You light up our lives... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahtong 1st Gear May 25, 2011 Share May 25, 2011 Regarding the Hebei mine, although CCTV never report the incident, families of the victims had been hounding Osama for compensation for months. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yaloryalor 5th Gear May 25, 2011 Share May 25, 2011 Osama said China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with. The reason is that Al-Qaeda terrorist had made 8 attacks on the Chinese with the following results:- 1 - One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the three-dimentional traffic bridge. 2 - One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into the bus for 2 hours. 3 - One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan but found that the bomb remote control was stolen. 4 - One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu, but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East Turkistan separatist and was beaten and interrogated. 5 - One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the Al-Qaeda center, but even after 6 months, failed to see any news reports on the success of the bombing. He was considered by the organization to have claimed a false victory and was executed. (Poor guy) 6 - One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag (containing the bomb) from him. 7 - One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank fake alcohol, and possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state) 8 - Later, Osama tried to send a female terrorist to blow Hainan Island, but was cheated into prostitution. Good one! ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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