Aren't we friends?

[Andylkkg]

Cheerio to the new polictical scene and breakthrough, all bros relax as it is the mid week liao.....

 

share a little joke here to cheer all up.... extract from another webby

 

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware

that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height

of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile

to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,

thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg

She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

 

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her

to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.

 

Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a

little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more

and again was unable to take the step.

 

At this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up

easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

 

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled

'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'

 

The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you,

but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends.'

 

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