Lelong Lelong: Li Gong Knives For Sale!!!

[Johnnylim]

Wah, u all 2 very pro in answering each other! Pls continue, very interesting!

Btw, I still can't imagine myself buying those plastic knives, although it was mentioned look n feel like real knife.

Plastic knives can get fr cake shops FOC! eg Bengawan Solo, Breadtalk, Four Leaves, Prima Deli etc etc etc. So my collections got many colors n patterns somemore

[Vulcann]

Thanks for acknowledging the flaw in your company..If your company cannot take them into control....

Let customer like me to do it for you...I will make sure I buy from other competition and let your company stock market price drop from the original $66.60 to s--t price....so those losers in the customer service can suck milk at home.......also I suggest you find a new job as soon as possible....heard there is recruitment drive somewhere at the hammer warehouse side......the Teochew boss is a respected person.....this can be seem that more good sales rep are joining them...if you did...I will consider to allow you to service me as sales rep again....

 

Dear Mr Car,

 

We refer to your invaluable 101st feedback & wish to thank you for because we can gather from these important messages from the customers to push oursleves to serve you better.

 

Regarding the latest insightful thought you have shared with us, especially the possible slide in our share price from a high of $66.60 to a lower value, we note humbly your valid concerns & will endeavour to do better henceforth.

 

We have to respectfully disagree with you, however, that our staff will flock to the Hammer Company's recruitment drive. In the first place, we do not consider them to be our equals. Moreover we are very

[Duckduck]

Dis knives is for wat ah? Wayang kulit ah?

[Vulcann]

(Paiseh for the truncated reply earlier. Basically big fingers small phone button issue)

 

Dear Mr Car,

 

We refer to your invaluable 101st feedback & wish to thank you because we can gather from these important messages from the customers to push oursleves to serve you better.

 

Regarding the latest insightful thought you have shared with us, especially the possible slide in our share price from a high of $66.60 to a lower value, we note humbly your valid concerns & will endeavour to do better henceforth.

 

We have to respectfully disagree with you, however, that our staff will flock to the Hammer Company's recruitment drive. In the first place, we do not consider them to be our equals.

 

Moreover we are very sure that Teochew towkay is unable match the attractive package we offer to our staff. He is out of his mind trying to challenge us with his latest quality statement.

 

We are very grateful to you nonetheless to bring all these to our attention and as a token of appreciation we will send you some discount vouchers to be used in your next purchase & a limited edition of the latest SM model knife set for your proud display. This superbly-mimic knives are the best value set we have because due to its age & exclusiveness it is one of two available sets in the world.

 

Please continue to support us to serve you better.

 

With warmest regards,

 

Customer Service Officer A

 

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B: What are you doing? Writing grandmother story is it?

 

A: No la just trying to shut this &$@% Car fellow up lo wih all these wana vomit compliments & hoping to make him happy lo. To place safe & ensure he make no more noises, I also throw in some useless vouchers plus the already turned yellow oldie SM set to make him shiok. Now gota run liao.

 

B: OIC. No wonder you looked so fruz when typing. Now you rushing where?

 

A:Errr... Just got some tip that there is a good job offer so must chiong there to see what's going on.

 

B: ok bye.

 

 

 

[LoverofCar]

Dis knives is for wat ah? Wayang kulit ah?

Let me give you a feedback from a customer point of view....this knives can be use for display only according to the s--t sales rep...it is worse than being wayang because wayang, at least it need to have sound and picture.... being a display item....they are absolutely useless even if they look good...perhaps..every 4 to 5 years..you can take it out from your flat and do some house visit from flat to flat showing your neighborhood that the knives is here in your house..and get them to buy it again...

[LoverofCar]

Dear Mr sales rep.

Without your knowledge, in fact I had received the freebies that were mean to shut my mouth or some said....to get me buy your knives again...the freebies is supposed to reach me 1st May. To me, I know this freebies are actually the skin tearing out from my body...if I buy you again, I'm sure more layer of skin will be taken off me within e next few years...may be KuKu bird foreskin also gone...

As for the additional yellow skinned old fark SM model that you are offering for free...Respectfully, please stick it up your ass....despite the high maintenance cost to keep these MM or SM model on display condition, I find it entirely a waste of your investor's resources....it doesn't contribute to the company performance at all......last heard your company CEO don't agree to their existence too.....because the model simply sucks in condition...if the yellow old fark is grouped with the TIN made model....I'm sure it will go down history sooner than expected......

Last by not the least, hammer brand Is going strong and will IPO in this coming MAy...please watch your share price ...it will go down from the $66.6...

 

Yours sincerely

A Tulan customer....loverofcar

Edited April 14, 2011 by LoverofCar

[LoverofCar]

Wah, u all 2 very pro in answering each other! Pls continue, very interesting!

Btw, I still can't imagine myself buying those plastic knives, although it was mentioned look n feel like real knife.

Plastic knives can get fr cake shops FOC! eg Bengawan Solo, Breadtalk, Four Leaves, Prima Deli etc etc etc. So my collections got many colors n patterns somemore

What you mean by "pls continue" ....you think here is SBF?.......

Sad to say....why customers like us are being screwed big time by the company is because of customer like you...you only like to watch others complaining but did you also make an effort to fark them too....ok ok...at least you know not to buy their knives again....I forgive you....

Edited April 14, 2011 by LoverofCar

[Vulcann]

Let me give you a feedback from a customer point of view....this knives can be use for display only according to the s--t sales rep...it is worse than being wayang because wayang, at least it need to have sound and picture.... being a display item....they are absolutely useless even if they look good...perhaps..every 4 to 5 years..you can take it out from your flat and do some house visit from flat to flat showing your neighborhood that the knives is here in your house..and get them to buy it again...

 

Dear Mr sales rep.

Without your knowledge, in fact I had received the freebies that were mean to shut my mouth or some said....to get me buy your knives again...the freebies is supposed to reach me 1st May. To me, I know this freebies are actually the skin tearing out from my body...if I buy you again, I'm sure more layer of skin will be taken off me within e next few years...may be KuKu bird foreskin also gone...

As for the additional yellow skinned old fark SM model that you are offering for free...Respectfully, please stick it up your ass....despite the high maintenance cost to keep these MM or SM model on display condition, I find it entirely a waste of your investor's resources....it doesn't contribute to the company performance at all......last heard your company CEO don't agree to their existence too.....because the model simply sucks in condition...if the yellow old fark is grouped with the TIN made model....I'm sure it will go down history sooner than expected......

Last by not the least, hammer brand Is going strong and will IPO in this coming MAy...please watch your share price ...it will go down from the $66.6...

 

Yours sincerely

A Tulan customer....loverofcar

 

In the Customer Service Department...

 

B (mumbling to herself): Jialat, A just quit overnight after going over to Hammer's recruitment drive & then signed the contract on the spot. Now I have to take over her duties...sianz...OK this morning opened e-mail oredi kena arrowed by director to respond to this Car fella. Hmmm.. Isn't he the trouble maker who always write in to comprain many many? Chay, thought A shut him up with the cheapskate vouchers & a SM set liao why he still make so much noise??? Bo Bian have to see how to smoke him again... Let's see... Ok here goes:

 

Dear Mr Car,

 

First of all, thank you for your 102nd & 103rd feedbacks. It is good to hear from you again, this shows that you are not dead yet this shows that you are still concerned about the well being of our beloved company. This is solid proof that people are still genuinely concerned about how this company should be to survive & of course there will always be difference in opinions but the key point is everyone wants the best for the Lei Gong Knife Company.

 

Regarding your latest invaluable feedback, we are presently looking into it & will revert soon so please bear with us. As we are experiencing a shortage of staff due to the rapidly expanding company operations, we are looking into employing more talents to fill up the posts. As a matter of fact, my colleague A has just been promoted to be the Marketing Mentor & re-assigned to the CEO's office to let him tap on her many many years of experience on market operations.

 

Actually we find that you are very suitable to join us as a staff & will forward to receive your CV soon. Rest assured that we pay all our staff very well & you can look forward to many years of employment with us. If you served more than 2 5-year contracts with us, pensions at a certain percentage of your last drawn pay will be provided for the rest of your life. And if you retire from our parent company, you will in all likelihood be assigned as a director, CEO or chairman in one of our 1,234,456 subsidiary companies throughout the globe.

 

Please consider & let us in on your thoughts.

 

With warmest regards

 

Customer Service Officer B

Edited April 15, 2011 by Vulcann

[LoverofCar]

In the Customer Service Department...

 

B (mumbling to herself): Jialat, A just quit overnight after going over to Hammer's recruitment drive & then signed the contract on the spot. Now I have to take over her duties...sianz...OK this morning opened e-mail oredi kena arrowed by director to respond to this Car fella. Hmmm.. Isn't he the trouble maker who always write in to comprain many many? Chay, thought A shut him up with the cheapskate vouchers & a SM set liao why he still make so much noise??? Bo Bian have to see how to smoke him again... Let's see... Ok here goes:

 

Dear Mr Car,

 

First of all, thank you for your 102nd & 103rd feedbacks. It is good to hear from you again, this shows that you are not dead yet this shows that you are still concerned about the well being of our beloved company. This is solid proof that people are still genuinely concerned about how this company should be to survive & of course there will always be difference in opinions but the key point is everyone wants the best for the Lei Gong Knife Company.

 

Regarding your latest invaluable feedback, we are presently looking into it & will revert soon so please bear with us. As we are experiencing a shortage of staff due to the rapidly expanding company operations, we are looking into employing more talents to fill up the posts. As a matter of fact, my colleague A has just been promoted to be the Marketing Mentor & re-assigned to the CEO's office to let him tap on her many many years of experience on market operations.

 

Actually we find that you are very suitable to join us as a staff & will forward to receive your CV soon. Rest assured that we pay all our staff very well & you can look forward to many years of employment with us. If you served more than 2 5-year contracts with us, pensions at a certain percentage of your last drawn pay will be provided for the rest of your life. And if you retire from our parent company, you will in all likelihood be assigned as a director, CEO or chairman in one of our 1,234,456 subsidiary companies throughout the globe.

 

Please consider & let us in on your thoughts.

 

With warmest regards

 

Customer Service Officer B

 

Dear customer service B

First of all, can you get your director to reply instead of small fry (or balls licker) like you? Did you happened to join the company just because your company was able to give you free car park lot every month?

Based on the recruitment drive and tactic that your Lei Kong company employed.....AGAIN, I am totally disappointed. Understand you had, for the past few years, putting up advertisment and even arranged 200 to 300 so called ''Tea session'', just trying to recruit staffs....And yet, this is the kinda standard that your company can offer to customers. You can't get good staff and have to use relationship to get some so called "talent" to work for you....Did your company hired your father, uncle or wife? You think all your shareholders are blind? You simply want to get all relatives and friends to work in there and earn quick bucks...PHUI!

 

Really cannot tahan anymore of your product......Your product development department sucks.....they can't do anything better than to create high maintenance model such as MM and SM model. Also, the Plastic looking yet give customer a "TIN made look" kinda knives. The look is soft and the hardness is questionable...(May be my KuKu is harder than that when it steam).....Totally no substance.....and worse, your company is targeting the Y generation group and hope they buy the "cute look" and agree to take in your "TIN made product"....Despite giving it out as free gift with the yellow old fark SM model....there is still maintenance cost for the next 4 years (min)...... to be exact....$15K will be spend to maintain it display condition EVERY FARKING MONTH.......To proof it worth, suggest you put it on sales alone and see anyone will buy it.....Don't give it as a free gift with the stupid yellow old fark SM model!!!.....

 

By the way, you want to recruit me?....Do you know my background? Do you know whether I served NS before or not? I could be some Ah Neh from the distance country try to take your rice bowl away....You mentioned that customer officer A had left for greener field....did he happened to tell you:

Edited April 15, 2011 by LoverofCar

[Johnnylim]

What you mean by "pls continue" ....you think here is SBF?.......

Sad to say....why customers like us are being screwed big time by the company is because of customer like you...you only like to watch others complaining but did you also make an effort to fark them too....ok ok...at least you know not to buy their knives again....I forgive you....

Y u scold me lei? In the 1st place, I not even their customers lah. Dun even know how the knives look like, I only imagine it looks like those birthday cakes plastic knives. I try to google 'Li Gong' knives n guess wat, top n 1st link shows this MCForum....

[LoverofCar]

Y u scold me lei? In the 1st place, I not even their customers lah. Dun even know how the knives look like, I only imagine it looks like those birthday cakes plastic knives. I try to google 'Li Gong' knives n guess wat, top n 1st link shows this MCForum....

You should be glad I only scold you..and not fark you....

You said you are not even their customer....It is because they never give you a chance to buy their product? aka walkover?

[Vulcann]

Dear customer service B

First of all, can you get your director to reply instead of small fry (or balls licker) like you? Did you happened to join the company just because your company was able to give you free car park lot every month?

Based on the recruitment drive and tactic that your Lei Kong company employed.....AGAIN, I am totally disappointed. Understand you had, for the past few years, putting up advertisment and even arranged 200 to 300 so called ''Tea session'', just trying to recruit staffs....And yet, this is the kinda standard that your company can offer to customers. You can't get good staff and have to use relationship to get some so called "talent" to work for you....Did your company hired your father, uncle or wife? You think all your shareholders are blind? You simply want to get all relatives and friends to work in there and earn quick bucks...PHUI!

 

Really cannot tahan anymore of your product......Your product development department sucks.....they can't do anything better than to create high maintenance model such as MM and SM model. Also, the Plastic looking yet give customer a "TIN made look" kinda knives. The look is soft and the hardness is questionable...(May be my KuKu is harder than that when it steam).....Totally no substance.....and worse, your company is targeting the Y generation group and hope they buy the "cute look" and agree to take in your "TIN made product"....Despite giving it out as free gift with the yellow old fark SM model....there is still maintenance cost for the next 4 years (min)...... to be exact....$15K will be spend to maintain it display condition EVERY FARKING MONTH.......To proof it worth, suggest you put it on sales alone and see anyone will buy it.....Don't give it as a free gift with the stupid yellow old fark SM model!!!.....

 

By the way, you want to recruit me?....Do you know my background? Do you know whether I served NS before or not? I could be some Ah Neh from the distance country try to take your rice bowl away....You mentioned that customer officer A had left for greener field....did he happened to tell you: