Top 10 signs you shouldn't be a gangster

[Ahtong]

10) Your turf is frequented by middle aged couples and little kids

9) You angrily confront a cameraman whose camera is still filming your face

8) You bring fists to a knife fight

7) Your brothers always watch your back - from 100 metres away

6) You name your alpha male gang after a feminine bird

5) You think four men sharing a honeymoon suite is natural and low profile

4) You jump 3 storeys into a shallow pool because you missed physics class

3) You think its a good idea to cause a commotion when you are supporting a bro who is in court for causing a commotion

2) You think repeating the same crime within 1 week is a good idea because the cops are busy with the first case

1) You can only recite the first 3 numbers of the 3 times table.

Edited November 11, 2010 by Ahtong

[Beehive3783]

bravo!!!!!!!!!

[Gearoil]

 

 

 

15) You think that as long as you're still technically below 21, you will never be hang for murder.

14) You think as long as you gather your buddies with you, you can go anywhere and do anything.

13) You think that by wearing a pair of spects you'll be able to disguise that Chow Ah Beng face!

12) You think the police is going to be very busy, as there is an election coming so it's all right to start slashing your rivals or anyone who offends you.

11) Instead of tattooing in any part of your body, you place a tattoo right between your own eyes.

  On 11/11/2010 at 9:11 AM, Ahtong said:

10) Your turf is frequented by middle aged couples and little kids

9) You angrily confront a cameraman whose camera is still filming your face

8) You bring fists to a knife fight

7) Your brothers always watch your back - from 100 metres away

6) You name your alpha male gang after a feminine bird

5) You think four men sharing a honeymoon suite is natural and low profile

4) You jump 3 storeys into a shallow pool because you missed physics class

3) You think its a good idea to cause a commotion when you are supporting a bro who is in court for causing a commotion

2) You think repeating the same crime within 1 week is a good idea because the cops are busy with the first case

1) You can only recite the first 3 numbers of the 3 times table.

 

[Ender]

  On 11/11/2010 at 9:11 AM, Ahtong said:

10) Your turf is frequented by middle aged couples and little kids

9) You angrily confront a cameraman whose camera is still filming your face

8) You bring fists to a knife fight

7) Your brothers always watch your back - from 100 metres away

6) You name your alpha male gang after a feminine bird

5) You think four men sharing a honeymoon suite is natural and low profile

4) You jump 3 storeys into a shallow pool because you missed physics class

3) You think its a good idea to cause a commotion when you are supporting a bro who is in court for causing a commotion

2) You think repeating the same crime within 1 week is a good idea because the cops are busy with the first case

1) You can only recite the first 3 numbers of the 3 times table.

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Edited November 11, 2010 by Ender

[Watwheels]

11) You remove your spectacles when you are about to engage in a fight and dan you run into a glass door unknowingly.

  On 11/11/2010 at 9:11 AM, Ahtong said:

10) Your turf is frequented by middle aged couples and little kids

9) You angrily confront a cameraman whose camera is still filming your face

8) You bring fists to a knife fight

7) Your brothers always watch your back - from 100 metres away

6) You name your alpha male gang after a feminine bird

5) You think four men sharing a honeymoon suite is natural and low profile

4) You jump 3 storeys into a shallow pool because you missed physics class

3) You think its a good idea to cause a commotion when you are supporting a bro who is in court for causing a commotion

2) You think repeating the same crime within 1 week is a good idea because the cops are busy with the first case

1) You can only recite the first 3 numbers of the 3 times table.

Edited November 11, 2010 by Watwheels

[Little_prince]

this is the post of the day!!

[Sabian]

  On 11/11/2010 at 9:11 AM, Ahtong said:

1) You can only recite the first 3 numbers of the 3 times table.

 

This one bo pian one, if they implement something further up the multiplication table, a lot of candidates by default cannot qualify for their "matriculation".

 

Then when pple ask them "play what lumber", they takes 3 mins and 69 secs to reply.

Edited November 11, 2010 by Sabian

[Sabian]

  On 11/11/2010 at 9:37 AM, Little_prince said:

this is the post of the day!!

 

You change avatar more frequently than some women change handbags...

Edited November 11, 2010 by Sabian

[Chrispie]

10) Your turf is frequented by middle aged couples and little kids

9) You angrily confront a cameraman whose camera is still filming your face

8) You bring fists to a knife fight

7) Your brothers always watch your back - from 100 metres away

6) You name your alpha male gang after a feminine bird

5) You think four men sharing a honeymoon suite is natural and low profile

4) You jump 3 storeys into a shallow pool because you missed physics class

3) You think its a good idea to cause a commotion when you are supporting a bro who is in court for causing a commotion

2) You think repeating the same crime within 1 week is a good idea because the cops are busy with the first case

1) You can only recite the first 3 numbers of the 3 times table.

 

 

how about... your big brother taught you 3 x 6 = 9 ?

[Buffy]

13) You are the only son in the family.

12) No matter what you have done, your family and friends will always say that you are a good boy.

 

  On 11/11/2010 at 9:36 AM, Watwheels said:

11) You remove your spectacles when you are about to engage in a fight and dan you run into a glass door unknowingly.

 

[Coupecabriolet]

  On 11/11/2010 at 9:11 AM, Ahtong said:

10) Your turf is frequented by middle aged couples and little kids

9) You angrily confront a cameraman whose camera is still filming your face

8) You bring fists to a knife fight

7) Your brothers always watch your back - from 100 metres away

6) You name your alpha male gang after a feminine bird

5) You think four men sharing a honeymoon suite is natural and low profile

4) You jump 3 storeys into a shallow pool because you missed physics class

3) You think its a good idea to cause a commotion when you are supporting a bro who is in court for causing a commotion

2) You think repeating the same crime within 1 week is a good idea because the cops are busy with the first case

1) You can only recite the first 3 numbers of the 3 times table.

 

power.. nicely said lol

[Csnewbie]

  On 11/11/2010 at 9:11 AM, Ahtong said:

3) You think its a good idea to cause a commotion when you are supporting a bro who is in court for causing a commotion

 

[Karebu]

wait. these should be the signs you SHOULD be a gangster isnt it?