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Sun Tze Art of making Love


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Lets share the art of wooing the woman (women) of your life. How do you tackle women who seems so unreachable ? What are the characteristic of an attractive man in the eye of a lady ? Men and casanovas, kindly share your experience and tips here, for the benefit of those still seeking the truth and love.

 

All female prefer their partner fit, strong, wealthy.

 

If you not fit, strong or wealthy, you need a car, a car will help you.

 

You can show to her you are the fastest on the road, you can win everyone (fit and strong)

Big and expensive car can show you are successful and wealthy.

 

All female will found you very attractive, they will come to woo you instead.

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All female prefer their partner fit, strong, wealthy.

 

If you not fit, strong or wealthy, you need a car, a car will help you.

 

You can show to her you are the fastest on the road, you can win everyone (fit and strong)

Big and expensive car can show you are successful and wealthy.

 

All female will found you very attractive, they will come to woo you instead.

 

how old are u?

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he dun understand the word 情人眼里出稀撕. dunno correct word anot. hahaha...

 

Sir, now is 2010, not 1970.

 

In Singapore society, no money no honey.

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Sir, now is 2010, not 1970.

 

In Singapore society, no money no honey.

 

maybe ur type is e ah tiongs. "got money den oh darling i luv u. no money den darling i F u."

 

no money no honey is only true to a certain extent..

 

have money also doesnt mean have honey...

 

 

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he dun understand the word 情人眼里出稀撕. dunno correct word anot. hahaha...

shld be 西施, but if 1st word pronounce in Cantonese "Xi" and 2nd word in Mandarin "Shi", it means the same 屎 "s--t", hokkien say "bug chiu kor teo sai" :D[laugh]

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How to make Love? Easy, i know....

 

How make someone love you, kinda hard...Still dunnoe [shakehead] [shakehead]

 

Talk, listen, understand, tease, laugh ....

 

Did almost everything i could think of....

 

In the end still failed..... [knife]

 

all b'cos you never show your 5 C's ................ [sly][sly]

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show 5 Condoms..they will WOW!!! 5 times!!

 

like that can already..nothing much... [laugh][laugh][laugh]

errrr............... ok..ok... my 5 C's...... hairy one, with ball bearing, strawberry favour, rainbow colour and ultra thin .....oops... [blush][blush]

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Alot of my friends(already passed their 30's) who are not married or unattached are adopting the same philosophy as you. :D

erh.... me belong to different category liao

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