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You would be suprised... there are huntress around as well!!

 

You're back bro??

 

Never hear from you for a long time man!!

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Personally, I find there's no art or rocket science to wooing women. Just be yourself. Some things to highlight though:

 

1) Be realistic, if you're a church mouse and look like the swamp thing, please do not expect to get a model lookalike.. Fairy tales rarely happens and no, you won't evolve from the frog to the prince like what was told in storybooks

 

2) If you are a loaded wild boar or king kong / pimpled specky/monkey, then don't expect that the gorgeous gal you might be dating loves your for your "inner beauty". Your beauty is measured by your bank account - of course this is a blanket statement.. but i would say 80% of the time perhaps

 

3) Women normally like humorous guys.. But not guys who humour simply because they are clowns

 

4) Women like confident guys (false sense of confidence doesn't count.. eg the ah-q theorem.. no it doesn't work)

 

5) How good looking a guy is DOES matter, but it is not the upmost criteria.

 

6) No matter what they tell you, guys who drive does have an advantage over guys who don't - (congrats, we're in a car forum afterall)

 

7) The depth of a guy's pockets does help in the wooing process. (i'm not talking about super rich.. or even rich.. but at least, a guy must be able to pay for his own upkeep and preferably that of his target)

 

The list goes on....

 

My clout based on my experience is that while it is extremely easy to find a girlfirend, the task of finding the soulmate cum life partner is often an uphill one...

 

Bro, I share your sentiments without question... btw, you have a wicked sense of humour... The swamp thing analogy almost made me laugh myself to death!!

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You're back bro??

 

Never hear from you for a long time man!!

 

Yeah, been really busy lately... still enjoying your lavish lifestyle I guess?? [thumbsup]

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Can u dun make me puke my lunch by mentioning the swamp thing :angry:

 

Pui to point 1

 

[smash][smash]

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Bro, I share your sentiments without question... btw, you have a wicked sense of humour... The swarm thing analogy almost made me laugh myself to death!!

 

Alas, many people do not think they look less than average... Trust me on that, just take a look at Urban's Hey good looking....

 

I recalled this owl - lookalike guy rating himself 9 out of 10... I almost threw up my breakfast.... :angry:

 

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Can u dun make me puke my lunch by mentioning the swamp thing :angry:

 

Pui to point 1

 

[smash][smash]

 

It is The Thing bro... haha

 

he's attached I heard... perhaps with she-hulk...

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Yeah, been really busy lately... still enjoying your lavish lifestyle I guess?? [thumbsup]

Well, trying to stay above the water... yourself?? done anything to your DC5 yet?? We ought to meetup.... Had some photography session with one of the bros here... it was fun!!

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Alas, many people do not think they look less than average... Trust me on that, just take a look at Urban's Hey good looking....

 

I recalled this owl - lookalike guy rating himself 9 out of 10... I almost threw up my breakfast.... :angry:

 

Lol.... Gosh, I have a feeling I came across that particular

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Well, trying to stay above the water... yourself?? done anything to your DC5 yet?? We ought to meetup.... Had some photography session with one of the bros here... it was fun!!

 

Not yet bro, didn

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Ever seen those loud mouthed and shallow frog in the well cum Mr know it all who tries to talk everyone down??

 

I think these kind are the biggest joke!!

 

Please dun mention the person again... bad for my stomach [furious][laugh][smash]

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Personally, I find there's no art or rocket science to wooing women. Just be yourself. Some things to highlight though:

 

1) Be realistic, if you're a church mouse and look like the swamp thing, please do not expect to get a model lookalike.. Fairy tales rarely happens and no, you won't evolve from the frog to the prince like what was told in storybooks

 

2) If you are a loaded wild boar or king kong / pimpled specky/monkey, then don't expect that the gorgeous gal you might be dating loves your for your "inner beauty". Your beauty is measured by your bank account - of course this is a blanket statement.. but i would say 80% of the time perhaps

 

3) Women normally like humorous guys.. But not guys who humour simply because they are clowns

 

4) Women like confident guys (false sense of confidence doesn't count.. eg the ah-q theorem.. no it doesn't work)

 

5) How good looking a guy is DOES matter, but it is not the upmost criteria.

 

6) No matter what they tell you, guys who drive does have an advantage over guys who don't - (congrats, we're in a car forum afterall)

 

7) The depth of a guy's pockets does help in the wooing process. (i'm not talking about super rich.. or even rich.. but at least, a guy must be able to pay for his own upkeep and preferably that of his target)

 

The list goes on....

 

My clout based on my experience is that while it is extremely easy to find a girlfirend, the task of finding the soulmate cum life partner is often an uphill one...

 

Very well said. [flowerface]

 

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The secret of successful salesman, insurance agents, property agents, all have one traits!

Confidence in talking to people, giving people the reassurance that they are genuine and sincere.

So training talking to counter girls is the best Free training one can ever have.

It's the only start for those shy and zero confidence guy.

The more u talk then more u feel relax in front of girl.

 

No need to buy anything from the counter girls.

If u are penniless, then maybe after the training, you will impress your boss or colleagues with your new found confidence! Depends on your line of work, I am sure u will be well off once u overcome your weekness.

 

Search the web for de angelo! Good luck!

 

 

Bro, does it work if you happen to be a penniless wild boar? [laugh]

 

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As pointed out by some bros already, there isn't a 1 size fits all approach.

 

End of the day, it still takes 2 hands to clap. Its either you meet the right one or you don't.

 

 

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Alot of my friends(already passed their 30's) who are not married or unattached are adopting the same philosophy as you. :D

 

You said it all.. That's why passed 30, not married and unattached.. [laugh]

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