England jokes in WC

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Whats the difference between Cinderella and the England football team?

Cinderella wanted to get to the ball

 

Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still

alive. He said that the England Team performance on Saturday was completely

s**t. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the

message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years.

 

Robert Green - The only man to leave Africa with out catching anything .

 

What's the difference between Rob Green's spill and BP's spill?

- Robert Green has got a cap for his.

 

Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car

park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He

stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" To which the old lady replied,

"No way. You got yourself into this f*****g mess, don't ask me to sort it

out..."