How a couple "fight" in the most unexpected manner

[Qpik]

This is soooo hilarious......enjoy the poem!

 

This is the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force...

 

Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.

 

 

 

WIFE:

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.

Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

 

HUSBAND:

God saw me hungry, he created pizza.

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.

He saw me in the dark, he created light.

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

 

WIFE:

Twinkle twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.

 

HUSBAND:

The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

Why doesn't it rain on you?

 

WIFE:

Roses are red; Violets are blue

Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

Not in cage but laughing at you

 

 

 

...for in the end, the wife will always have her last say.

[Watwheels]

Haha...

[Hiphiphoray]

haha

[Jman888]

...for in the end, the wife will always have her last say.

 

 

guys just want to have peace or it will never end

[Vextan]

it is very difficult for two person to live together as husband and wife. trust me, it's not easy in any marriage.

[Jman888]

it is very difficult for two person to live together as husband and wife. trust me, it's not easy in any marriage.

 

 

bro.... getting emo again ok lah, if no fight marriage life is bland like water

[Qpik]

totally true....

 

rule of thumb, act deaf & blind when situations necessitate...but nvr go to sleep without making-up. doesn't matter who is in the right or wrong.

[Kingcopa]

totally true....

 

rule of thumb, act deaf & blind when situations necessitate...but nvr go to sleep without making-up. doesn't matter who is in the right or wrong.

Making out u mean

[Yuan]

This is soooo hilarious......enjoy the poem!

 

This is the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force...

 

Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.

 

 

 

WIFE:

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.

Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

 

HUSBAND:

God saw me hungry, he created pizza.

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.

He saw me in the dark, he created light.

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

 

WIFE:

Twinkle twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.

 

HUSBAND:

The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

Why doesn't it rain on you?

 

WIFE:

Roses are red; Violets are blue

Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

Not in cage but laughing at you

 

 

 

...for in the end, the wife will always have her last say.

 

Thanks for sharing. Very funny.

[Yuan]

it is very difficult for two person to live together as husband and wife. trust me, it's not easy in any marriage.

 

That is very true.

[Xtravagant]

Making out u mean

 

 

haha. . . [laugh]

[EdenQQ]

lolLOLOLOL

[Myxuxule]

is that the end of the poem? do they live happily ever after?