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Quakes blamed on 'immodest women'

 

Women who wear revealing clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes, an Iranian cleric says.

 

Hojjat ol-eslam Kazem Sediqi, the acting Friday prayer leader in Tehran, said women should stick to strict codes of modesty to protect themselves.

 

"Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes," he explained.

 

Tens of thousands of people have died in Iran earthquakes in the last decade.

 

Mr Sediqi was delivering a televised sermon at the Tehran University campus mosque last Friday on the need for a "general repentance" by Iranians when he warned of a "prevalence of degeneracy".

 

"What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble? There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam's moral codes," he said.

 

 

'Disappoint God'

 

Correspondents say many young Iranians sometimes push the boundaries of how they can dress, showing hair under their headscarves or wearing tight-fitting clothes.

 

Mr Sediqi also described the violence following last year's disputed presidential election - the result of which prompted thousands of people to hold mass protests - as a "political earthquake".

 

"Now if a natural earthquake hits Tehran, no one will be able to confront such a calamity but God's power, only God's power. So lets not disappoint God."

 

More than 25,000 people died when a powerful earthquake hit the ancient city of Bam in 2003.

 

Seismologists have warned that the capital, Tehran, is situated on a large number of tectonic fault lines and could be hit by a devastating earthquake soon.

 

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has said many of Tehran's 12 million inhabitants should relocate.

 

There are plans to build a purpose built new capital near Qom.

 

 

Sources: BBCNews (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8631775.stm)

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Chewbacca

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Well, if you are watching well endowed girls in bikini running/jumping around...it sure feels like there's an earthquake.

 

You know what I mean?

 

 

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Sosaria

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"...adultery in society which increases earthquakes"

 

I tend to agree, especially if it's the "rough" type of adultery :D :D :D

 

Seriously they should think why so many thousands die in the earthquake, when you take into consideration Japan, which has very much higher population density, but lesser casualties in earthquakes of similar magnitude??

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Shull

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Well, if you are watching well endowed girls in bikini running/jumping around...it sure feels like there's an earthquake.

 

You know what I mean?

 

mass ejaculation?? like thousands of mini volcanoes erupting at the same time.. [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

 

seriously..this easily will be on top of my "most absurb things spoken by ANYONE" [laugh] [laugh]

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Shull

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"...adultery in society which increases earthquakes"

 

I tend to agree, especially if it's the "rough" type of adultery :D :D :D

 

Seriously they should think why so many thousands die in the earthquake, when you take into consideration Japan, which has very much higher population density, but lesser casualties in earthquakes of similar magnitude??

 

these people will never admit they are chui.. [laugh]

 

please lah...go and solve all these basic problems your citizens are facing everyday before trying to develop nuclear power...channel the money used on your nuke programs to improve the earthquake resistance of your buildings...

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Shull

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So funny, why is zi woman to blame? might as well say man that cannot control themself lead to Adultery.

 

and ah...US and Europe has a higher percentage and numbers of 'scantily dressed women'...why they don't have earthquake ah?

 

I think should shoot all the Iranian geologist to death..since they don't seem to understand that their country is positioned on top of several tectonic plates

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Pedigree

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the cleric most prob is full of himself, very self-righteous person. scarly he himself is secretly behind the scenes involved in adultery n plays part of the role in creating earthquake

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Tigerwoods

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Well, if you are watching well endowed girls in bikini running/jumping around...it sure feels like there's an earthquake.

 

You know what I mean?

You mean :

a. Your VolcaNose start come out Lava Blood

b. Your Ocean Spout Mouth started Saliva and Tongue Tsunami

c. Your Underneath start to erect er... erupt ?

All these causes tremors and affected Earth tectonic plates to create Earthquakes... ?

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Gearoil

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they should just bloody detonate themselves and save this earth.

lesser terrorists around.

 

Cannot detonate themselves.... waste explosives, you know?

 

Feed them to hungry wild animals better..

 

Do two good deeds, in one go! :D

 

The left over bury them to nourish the earth!

 

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Introz

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its true if too much sins in a country can lead to natural disaster..

many non muslim may think its funny but for one good example of tsunami is.. why almost building collapse but some few wooden old mosque not collapse...

european countries wanna ban the burqa very much... one simple vocalno eruption = criple most of europe economy

 

its just lucky that singapore is quite safe because of tolerances of religion..

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Zyrofillica

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well

its true if too much sins in a country can lead to natural disaster..

many non muslim may think its funny but for one good example of tsunami is.. why almost building collapse but some few wooden old mosque not collapse...

european countries wanna ban the burqa very much... one simple vocalno eruption = criple most of europe economy

 

its just lucky that singapore is quite safe because of tolerances of religion..

 

i beg to differ. I strongly believe singapore is safe from natural disasters because of LEEEEEEEE POWWWEEEEERRRRRRR. When your powers combine, i am CAPTAIN LaoLee.

 

Captain LaoLee, he's our hero

Gonna take pollution down to zero

 

He's our powers magnified

And he's fighting on the planet's side

 

Captain LaoLee, he's our hero

Gonna take pollution down to zero

 

Gonna help him put asunder

Bad guys who like to loot and plunder

 

"You'll pay for this Captain LaoLee!"

 

We're the Planeteers

You can be one too

'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do!

 

Looting and polluting is not the way

Hear what Captain LaoLee has to say!

 

"The Power is Yours!" [laugh]

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