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Tiger Woods' Wife Wearing Chastity Belt?

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Source says Elin Nordegren sports metal-spiked chastity belt at home.

It's one of the most ridiculous (read: entertaining) reports in the four-month Tiger Woods sex scandal. An update suggests that Elin Nordegren is wearing a "chastity belt made of spikes" now that she and hubby Woods are back under the same roof...while it sounds uncomfortable, we don't blame her!

 

Elin Nordegren was said to be warming up to Tiger over the last two weeks, but that was before Tiger mistress/porn star Joslyn James launched her Web site of freaky-deeky text messages from Tiger last week. Apparently Elin Nordegren left Tiger Woods' Windermere, Florida mansion for a few days to go yachting with their two kids, and now that she's back home, she's gone to extreme measures to let Tiger know that she's just not that into him.

 

While we'd heard Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren were sleeping in two different beds, this new chastity belt report goes above and beyond safe sex under the same roof. Says the source, "She wears a chastity belt made of spikes. They are not living together as a couple. They are putting on a charade for the children." All this via Fox News.

 

A charade for the children and a chastity belt for her dignity. Good girl, Elin Nordegren! Just a fun little history lesson, while you're here: chastity belts appear to have been employed in the 1400's through the 1500's to keep men and women from engaging in fornication, and allegedly to prevent masturbation (which was thought to be medically harmful to a woman in those days). Today they're still manufactured and used, sold mostly in bondage shops...

 

Uh, Elin, we're thinking you might want to take off that chastity belt. Based on the S&M texts Tiger's known to send, you might be giving him ideas...

 

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What an interesting development and sounding very kinky..... [laugh][laugh]

 

 

Tiger and his wife sure have some very unusual and kinky bedroom antics [shocked]

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