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Top 10 signs you are a boy racer


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This is for a laugh only. I myself also have some boy racer tendencies so please don't be small gas ok?

 

10) You have Initial D bedsheets

9) You have a Lancer Evolved (not to be confused with Lancer Evolution)

8) You refer to your Mazda 3 as M3

7) You have a 1.6 version of Civic type T

6) Your car can go up MSCP OK but must come down in reverse

5) Your car surface has more decal than paint

4) Your spoiler keeps the car stable through weight

3) No turbo just turbo gauge

2) If you can't match a race car in speed, you match it in noise

1) You use quality decals from HKS, OZ, Brembo ...

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HAHAHAHA!!! Add in a few more:

 

11) Whenever a car with a modified exhaust zoom past, you turn and look eagerly

12) People thought the ice-cream man is nearby, you thought a Civic is nearby

13) You change to more than 6000K white lights/HID

14) You lower your vehicle even though you know its going to be a hard time entering MSCPs and shopping centres

15) Whenever you're in the arcade, you rush for the Wangan Midnight consoles!

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This is for a laugh only. I myself also have some boy racer tendencies so please don't be small gas ok?

 

10) You have Initial D bedsheets

9) You have a Lancer Evolved (not to be confused with Lancer Evolution)

8) You refer to your Mazda 3 as M3

7) You have a 1.6 version of Civic type T

6) Your car can go up MSCP OK but must come down in reverse

5) Your car surface has more decal than paint

4) Your spoiler keeps the car stable through weight

3) No turbo just turbo gauge

2) If you can't match a race car in speed, you match it in noise

1) You use quality decals from HKS, OZ, Brembo ...

 

hahaha! Hilarious! Fortunately I have none of those.

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15) You & Your car is centre of attraction to people (including ROV).

 

16) You check your front and rear bumpers whenever you crossed a hump.

 

17) You try to challenge and outrun everyone (including lorries & Buses)

 

18) You like to challenge the Laws of physic.

 

19) Your colours combination of your car's exterior make people think that it's an Art sch students' projects

 

20) You made a good purchase choice by selecting cheaper carbon fiber alike sticker, this save you alot for others improvements.

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22. Your 0-100 timing sucks, so you try to play with 100-0 timing instead

 

23. You wanna show your POWAH to the guy next to you for no valid reason.

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24. You try to tailgate Ah-pek driving Ah-pek Toyota but ended up being pwned when Ah-pek chiong through sharp curves at more than 80kph and you just hum-chee slowly at 40kph behind......all the while trying to save your ego by telling yourself that going so fast is bad for the body kits...

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25. When a more fierce car drove past you, you pretend not to see it and act uninterested, so the driver won't have a shiokness of you bio-ing his car.

26. When you stop beside a fierce car and you bio the driver.

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27) When you used the badge..''GTR'' on your salon car....

28) When you think the bigger the exhaust pipe...the faster you car can move...

29) when you spend $50K on the car and yet spending thousand trying to pimp it up....

30) when you no idea what those gauges reads in a performance car....may be you think is international clock timing.....

31) When you think all the OL like to be fetch by your cheap salon ''si-pork'' car...

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31) When you think all the OL like to be fetch by your cheap salon ''si-pork'' car...

 

When you like to spend more time having your hair done than watching soccer and Geordie is cute nickname for Jordan,

 

And when you think a SALON is a car that has four doors and a saloon car is only seen in old westerns where people go to drink.

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# When you think you need to double de-clutch when shifting UP a gear

# When you think "short shifting" means a small gearshift

# When you call a tip-tronic auto a manual

# When you think you can do donuts in a front wheel drive car

# When you think "torque steer" is a picture of a Castrated Bull driving a car

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