Ahtong 1st Gear March 29, 2010 Share March 29, 2010 This is for a laugh only. I myself also have some boy racer tendencies so please don't be small gas ok? 10) You have Initial D bedsheets 9) You have a Lancer Evolved (not to be confused with Lancer Evolution) 8) You refer to your Mazda 3 as M3 7) You have a 1.6 version of Civic type T 6) Your car can go up MSCP OK but must come down in reverse 5) Your car surface has more decal than paint 4) Your spoiler keeps the car stable through weight 3) No turbo just turbo gauge 2) If you can't match a race car in speed, you match it in noise 1) You use quality decals from HKS, OZ, Brembo ... ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kia0042 2nd Gear March 29, 2010 Share March 29, 2010 I have none of the above. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ender Hypersonic March 29, 2010 Share March 29, 2010 You put a cup of hot drink on top the dash board while driving.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prostcode Clutched March 29, 2010 Share March 29, 2010 HAHAHAHA!!! Add in a few more: 11) Whenever a car with a modified exhaust zoom past, you turn and look eagerly 12) People thought the ice-cream man is nearby, you thought a Civic is nearby 13) You change to more than 6000K white lights/HID 14) You lower your vehicle even though you know its going to be a hard time entering MSCPs and shopping centres 15) Whenever you're in the arcade, you rush for the Wangan Midnight consoles! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zach09 Neutral Newbie March 29, 2010 Share March 29, 2010 This is for a laugh only. I myself also have some boy racer tendencies so please don't be small gas ok? 10) You have Initial D bedsheets 9) You have a Lancer Evolved (not to be confused with Lancer Evolution) 8) You refer to your Mazda 3 as M3 7) You have a 1.6 version of Civic type T 6) Your car can go up MSCP OK but must come down in reverse 5) Your car surface has more decal than paint 4) Your spoiler keeps the car stable through weight 3) No turbo just turbo gauge 2) If you can't match a race car in speed, you match it in noise 1) You use quality decals from HKS, OZ, Brembo ... hahaha! Hilarious! Fortunately I have none of those. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scion Turbocharged March 29, 2010 Share March 29, 2010 how about "you get high when u ram the car hard to high rpm, even if it's short distance" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavver 4th Gear March 29, 2010 Share March 29, 2010 15) You & Your car is centre of attraction to people (including ROV). 16) You check your front and rear bumpers whenever you crossed a hump. 17) You try to challenge and outrun everyone (including lorries & Buses) 18) You like to challenge the Laws of physic. 19) Your colours combination of your car's exterior make people think that it's an Art sch students' projects 20) You made a good purchase choice by selecting cheaper carbon fiber alike sticker, this save you alot for others improvements. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Requiemdk 1st Gear March 29, 2010 Share March 29, 2010 21) While other cars have 0-100 timings, yours has a record 0-tree timing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beehive3783 Turbocharged March 29, 2010 Share March 29, 2010 22. Your 0-100 timing sucks, so you try to play with 100-0 timing instead Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyramid_sg Clutched March 29, 2010 Share March 29, 2010 21) While other cars have 0-100 timings, yours has a record 0-tree timing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alantyc Clutched March 29, 2010 Share March 29, 2010 Heng ah!! Do not belong to any mentioned... haha! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krado Clutched March 29, 2010 Share March 29, 2010 22. Your 0-100 timing sucks, so you try to play with 100-0 timing instead 23. You wanna show your POWAH to the guy next to you for no valid reason. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilgamesh Neutral Newbie March 29, 2010 Share March 29, 2010 24. You try to tailgate Ah-pek driving Ah-pek Toyota but ended up being pwned when Ah-pek chiong through sharp curves at more than 80kph and you just hum-chee slowly at 40kph behind......all the while trying to save your ego by telling yourself that going so fast is bad for the body kits... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jun86 Neutral Newbie March 29, 2010 Share March 29, 2010 25. When I laugh at you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethene 1st Gear March 29, 2010 Share March 29, 2010 25. When a more fierce car drove past you, you pretend not to see it and act uninterested, so the driver won't have a shiokness of you bio-ing his car. 26. When you stop beside a fierce car and you bio the driver. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoverofCar 6th Gear March 29, 2010 Share March 29, 2010 27) When you used the badge..''GTR'' on your salon car.... 28) When you think the bigger the exhaust pipe...the faster you car can move... 29) when you spend $50K on the car and yet spending thousand trying to pimp it up.... 30) when you no idea what those gauges reads in a performance car....may be you think is international clock timing..... 31) When you think all the OL like to be fetch by your cheap salon ''si-pork'' car... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darryn Turbocharged March 30, 2010 Share March 30, 2010 31) When you think all the OL like to be fetch by your cheap salon ''si-pork'' car... When you like to spend more time having your hair done than watching soccer and Geordie is cute nickname for Jordan, And when you think a SALON is a car that has four doors and a saloon car is only seen in old westerns where people go to drink. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darryn Turbocharged March 30, 2010 Share March 30, 2010 (edited) # When you think you need to double de-clutch when shifting UP a gear # When you think "short shifting" means a small gearshift # When you call a tip-tronic auto a manual # When you think you can do donuts in a front wheel drive car # When you think "torque steer" is a picture of a Castrated Bull driving a car Edited March 30, 2010 by Darryn ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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