Jump to content

Swift Pulled Over by TP


Darryn
 Share

Recommended Posts

Turbocharged

Yo, Mr Swift Driver, SJJ - pulled over by TP this morning on TPE towards Changi - w was your crime?

 

And did he scold you for being such a sotong?

 

Wah Lau - I watch ok...TP Bike, lights on, pull in front wave you to side (I middle lane, even slow down to let TP bike merge back to side)...you ignore...he ride beside you again, and wave again....you switch to lane 2...but keep driving, he come beside and wave AGAIN...finally you unnerstand and move to shoulder just before Changi Road North...

 

So how - what did you get in trouble for?

↡ Advertisement
Link to post
Share on other sites

no lah he pull me over and ask for my phone number, he said I quite Yan dao (mean handsome) and want to introduce his sister to me, why you jealous ah? [wave]

Link to post
Share on other sites

Moderator

no lah he pull me over and ask for my phone number, he said I quite Yan dao (mean handsome) and want to introduce his sister to me, why you jealous ah? [wave]

 

u drive swif meh??? u a bit too old for that car leh [laugh][laugh][laugh]

Link to post
Share on other sites

no lah he pull me over and ask for my phone number, he said I quite Yan dao (mean handsome) and want to introduce his sister to me, why you jealous ah? [wave]

 

 

 

 

[laugh][laugh]

 

[thumbsup][thumbsup]

 

 

 

Link to post
Share on other sites

Turbocharged
(edited)

become a joke thread liao [sweatdrop] poor TS.

 

Yeah Lor...I velly de poor. Mei You Qian [bigcry][bigcry]

 

Collect donations can? Can also do monty dance - my little bro also very yen-dao. [laugh][cool]

Edited by Darryn
Link to post
Share on other sites

Turbocharged

Yeah Lor...I velly de poor. Mei You Qian [bigcry][bigcry]

 

Collect donations can? Can also do monty dance - my little bro also very yen-dao. [laugh][cool]

oohh...you can speak chinese. Tot you are Kiwi? Not bad.

 

As for your little brother, can he speak chinese too? :D

Link to post
Share on other sites

Turbocharged

oohh...you can speak chinese. Tot you are Kiwi? Not bad.

 

As for your little brother, can he speak chinese too? :D

 

Wo de putonghua shi hen bu hao - yi dian dian only. [:p]

 

My little bro can speak to many nationalities, Chinese, Portugese, Korean, Japanese, Kiwi, American - its all good.... [laugh] He always happy to chat away.

 

The only thing is - he very shy one, only likes to talk is small venues, doesn't like to play in BIG halls......

Link to post
Share on other sites

Turbocharged

Wo de putonghua shi hen bu hao - yi dian dian only. [:p]

 

My little bro can speak to many nationalities, Chinese, Portugese, Korean, Japanese, Kiwi, American - its all good.... [laugh] He always happy to chat away.

 

The only thing is - he very shy one, only likes to talk is small venues, doesn't like to play in BIG halls......

okay, but I rather just tok to you. ^_^

Link to post
Share on other sites

Turbocharged

okay, but I rather just tok to you. ^_^

 

In that case I keep him muzzled and under cover ok? He's not very dangerous - behaves more like a Llama than a dog (he spits but dun bite)

Link to post
Share on other sites

Moderator

In that case I keep him muzzled and under cover ok? He's not very dangerous - behaves more like a Llama than a dog (he spits but dun bite)

 

 

spit got poison bo??? not cobra?? [laugh][laugh]

Link to post
Share on other sites

Turbocharged

In that case I keep him muzzled and under cover ok? He's not very dangerous - behaves more like a Llama than a dog (he spits but dun bite)

spit is worse than the bite. My fren kena spat on by one (not mine), swell for 9 months.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Moderator

spit is worse than the bite. My fren kena spat on by one (not mine), swell for 9 months.

 

 

you sure not u meh??? you and your brudder famous or infamous for such ACTIVITY [laugh][laugh][laugh]

Link to post
Share on other sites

Turbocharged

you sure not u meh??? you and your brudder famous or infamous for such ACTIVITY [laugh][laugh][laugh]

 

Oei, dun anyhow say my brudder hor. He dun spit, just swallow. [laugh]

Link to post
Share on other sites

Moderator

Oei, dun anyhow say my brudder hor. He dun spit, just swallow. [laugh]

 

 

bu bu bu...his complexion bo ho leh....quality of the 'swallow' inferior [:p][:p]

Link to post
Share on other sites

Wo de putonghua shi hen bu hao - yi dian dian only. [:p]

 

My little bro can speak to many nationalities, Chinese, Portugese, Korean, Japanese, Kiwi, American - its all good.... [laugh] He always happy to chat away.

 

The only thing is - he very shy one, only likes to talk is small venues, doesn't like to play in BIG halls......

[laugh] Your small Tee Tee spoken to so many different Nationalities - IN Front or IN Back ?

If over the Phone, he confirm has hearing AIDS...

 

Why he so shy if he goes around the world screwing [lipsrsealed] speaking to so many ppl ?

 

Link to post
Share on other sites

Yo, Mr Swift Driver, SJJ - pulled over by TP this morning on TPE towards Changi - w was your crime?

 

And did he scold you for being such a sotong?

 

Wah Lau - I watch ok...TP Bike, lights on, pull in front wave you to side (I middle lane, even slow down to let TP bike merge back to side)...you ignore...he ride beside you again, and wave again....you switch to lane 2...but keep driving, he come beside and wave AGAIN...finally you unnerstand and move to shoulder just before Changi Road North...

 

So how - what did you get in trouble for?

 

i shall reply to topic...

 

another kuku on the road...

 

whose kuku does that belong to???

[laugh]

Link to post
Share on other sites

Turbocharged

spit is worse than the bite. My fren kena spat on by one (not mine), swell for 9 months.

 

Yeah lor - my didi did that as well, now only swell by 4 months - still got five left to go....

 

And its the second time some more..

 

But then govt velly nice.

 

Payme lotsa money for my spit [laugh]:D

↡ Advertisement
Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share

×
×
  • Create New...