Pisces69 6th Gear January 18, 2010 Share January 18, 2010 i just crossed the customs on sunday they would ask is it mr so and so whats your vehicle number? what else? ============== I am waiting for a cute ICA officer to ask if I am married. ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken4555 1st Gear January 18, 2010 Share January 18, 2010 ================ I go in once or twice a week. PP still got enough pages. Last time go in almost every night, PP pages finish b4 it expires. Last time they used to check fuel gauge more often. Nowadays they hardly ever check. wah bro still awake ah... my eyes closing liao... same same here... but my PP gonna finish before it expires... wtf... anyways the MY TP operation how completely die off liao? the outstanding summons one, not the regular kopi $ type... gotta hang my clothes from the washing machine then good nite liao... have a good night bro! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces69 6th Gear January 18, 2010 Share January 18, 2010 (edited) yah yah bro i saw before some ICA chicks quite hot... young minas... haha i will usually say wow... then they will usually smile abit blush blush... once during the usual checking boot session... tis chinese fella damn serious looking... e has the kinda '$5 70yr old grandpa cut for you' hairstyle.. he check my car like i got drugs inside... very through checking... infront of me no car gone already... and behind me the driver keep shaking his head... i was getting annoyed so i bend over nearer to his ear and whispered to him.. sir ah... how come the lighted board there with car numbers got orange and green colour difference ah. he suddenly like stand straight attention and said to mevery sternly.. 'sorry this is classified information'... i control my laughter haha... =============== Ya I like to disturb those sexy ICA chicks. One day I wil have the guts to ask them out if I see she the friendly type. Those car numbers r just your car number & how many pple supposed to b inside. If it says 2 & u r alone, then your passenger has "disappeared" or if it says 3 & u got 4 pax, means 1 was hiding in the boot when u were having your pp chopped. Different colour is cos more than 1 car has the same number. Eg: SBH 1234y & SJE 1234X. This was told to me by the guy checking the boot. Last time I also kapo & asked him how come my car number is there. I am suspect ah? Edited January 18, 2010 by Pisces69 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces69 6th Gear January 18, 2010 Share January 18, 2010 wah bro still awake ah... my eyes closing liao... same same here... but my PP gonna finish before it expires... wtf... anyways the MY TP operation how completely die off liao? the outstanding summons one, not the regular kopi $ type... gotta hang my clothes from the washing machine then good nite liao... have a good night bro! ============ Hahaha Me too feeling sleepy. If I go JB chiong, now is just the time things start to happen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken4555 1st Gear January 18, 2010 Share January 18, 2010 bro you so experience... i will need some 'advise' cause i would like to visit 'eden'.... that is if it still exist.. we chat again soon... good nite.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiphiphoray 6th Gear January 19, 2010 Author Share January 19, 2010 Our friend here go Jbee when i was still in diapers. Serious! Me also go very often previously. Finish 1 full book + 50% of 2nd book(all jbee chops) before stopping. hehehe. 2 months since i last went in........its a record for me. Now daughter attending P1, beri the bo eng liao. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabass_sg Neutral Newbie January 19, 2010 Share January 19, 2010 It is an offence to have a faulty fuel gauge as stated under Section 108 of the Road Traffic ( Motor Vehicles Construction and Use ) Rules. Maintenance of fuel measuring equipment 108. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabass_sg Neutral Newbie January 19, 2010 Share January 19, 2010 Think sometimes ppl hide contrabands in the spare tyre compartment, thus by asking and if you lie, one more offence of lying to the Customs officer just like the tamper fuel gauge case. They ask if you have more than 3/4 tank, they lied. So charge them for the 3/4 tank offence plus lying. =============== I also disturb them by giving silly answers to their silly questions like he hold my pp & ask if it its me. I reply I hope so otherwise i really dont know who I am then. 1 Time I coming back to SG & the customs officer ask me what is in my spare tire compartment. I give him a puzzled look & answer "my spare tire of course". Then I laugh. He say softly, sorry but my OC looking on so must show I am doing my checks. I then suggest he crawl under my car to check. That wil really impress his OC. Hahaha. But till today, they never HC me leh? They only laugh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabass_sg Neutral Newbie January 19, 2010 Share January 19, 2010 Think sometimes they ask some questions to confirm that we are the rightful holder of the passport produced esp if ppl take their family member's passport by mistake. Thus by asking some simple questions like our name or reading out the name on the passport to us for us to confirm, they will be able to spot the oversight by us. Sometimes if the wrong passport belong to say our bro, sis etc can actually look alike but if we took it by mistake without realising, we will be able to spot it before departing spore if the officers ask these simple questions. I kanna before too when they read out the names and we just pointed to the correct person for them to compare the face to the photo. ============== Maybe already started. Today I went in & the ICA guy at Immigration counter come out & check inside my car & hold pp to see if my photo is same as my face. Ask me some silly questions. I laugh & ask him if Mas Selamat has escaped again. He also cannot tahan & laugh with me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabass_sg Neutral Newbie January 19, 2010 Share January 19, 2010 Haha, if your kkj still under warranty better go check and 'repair' ================= Now that u mention, I do feel my kkj get very hot sometimes as I pass tru. Or is it due to the "hot" female ICA officers I see sometimes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabass_sg Neutral Newbie January 19, 2010 Share January 19, 2010 That is a good one!! ============== Customs has 1 but I heard they now put it in their pantry to use as microwave oven. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabass_sg Neutral Newbie January 19, 2010 Share January 19, 2010 Look like you are often in the mood =============== Sometimes I am in the mood, then can post nonsense lah. Sometimes no mood so u see my posts all serious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabass_sg Neutral Newbie January 19, 2010 Share January 19, 2010 Think they need to know ur vehicle number so as they will know who travel in wat car i think i just crossed the customs on sunday they would ask is it mr so and so whats your vehicle number? what else? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabass_sg Neutral Newbie January 19, 2010 Share January 19, 2010 Control laughter too much later internal injury yah yah bro i saw before some ICA chicks quite hot... young minas... haha i will usually say wow... then they will usually smile abit blush blush... once during the usual checking boot session... tis chinese fella damn serious looking... e has the kinda '$5 70yr old grandpa cut for you' hairstyle.. he check my car like i got drugs inside... very through checking... infront of me no car gone already... and behind me the driver keep shaking his head... i was getting annoyed so i bend over nearer to his ear and whispered to him.. sir ah... how come the lighted board there with car numbers got orange and green colour difference ah. he suddenly like stand straight attention and said to mevery sternly.. 'sorry this is classified information'... i control my laughter haha... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabass_sg Neutral Newbie January 19, 2010 Share January 19, 2010 Acutally you no need to wait to be asked mah, you can tell them wat ============== I am waiting for a cute ICA officer to ask if I am married. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1l0v3you Clutched January 19, 2010 Share January 19, 2010 =============== Sometimes I am in the mood, then can post nonsense lah. Sometimes no mood so u see my posts all serious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haziqko Clutched January 19, 2010 Share January 19, 2010 Bro, up till now we still don't know how the buggers at ICA caught the poor lads with mod gauges. I confirm only know 1 way they catch. They found out extra car remote which they activate and wait to see if the fuel gauge has any changes. Cos the normal remotes only have 3 buttons. 1 for unlock the other unlock and the last one is a car finder. So now that they have learned from "somewhere" that pressing the big button will make the needle jump at 3/4 or full. The small button should be to deactivate the needle back to original fuel level. Last button does nothing. the original remote easy to know as you can lock and unlock the car. So officers will ask whats the other remote for. The only way is to not bring the remote with you right... but how the ICA buggers still catch them is a mystery.... Anyone care to share comments. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dscheng 3rd Gear January 19, 2010 Share January 19, 2010 ICA officer using dipstick?? ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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