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Gnihc11

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Excellent poems by not-so-famous poets - found on toilet doors and walls.......

 

A budding poet trying his best...

Here I lie in stinky vapor,

Because some ******* stole the toilet paper,

Shall I lie, or shall I linger,

Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

 

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...

Here I sit

Broken hearted

Tried to s--t

But only farted

 

Someone who had a different experience wrote,

You're lucky

You had your chance

I tried to fart,

And s--t my pants!

 

Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.

I came here

To s--t and stink,

But all I do

Is sit and think.

 

There are also people who come in for a different purpose...

Some come here to sit and think,

Some come here to s--t and stink,

But I come here to scratch my balls ,

And read the b-------t on the walls....

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Mazdaowner

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Excellent poems by not-so-famous poets - found on toilet doors and walls.......

 

A budding poet trying his best...

Here I lie in stinky vapor,

Because some ******* stole the toilet paper,

Shall I lie, or shall I linger,

Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

 

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...

Here I sit

Broken hearted

Tried to s--t

But only farted

 

Someone who had a different experience wrote,

You're lucky

You had your chance

I tried to fart,

And s--t my pants!

 

Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.

I came here

To s--t and stink,

But all I do

Is sit and think.

 

There are also people who come in for a different purpose...

Some come here to sit and think,

Some come here to s--t and stink,

But I come here to scratch my balls ,

And read the b-------t on the walls....

 

 

Let me finish the second poem for you, which I really saw 20yrs ago while in the NYSE. And no joke, it was in the NYSE toilet door.

 

Here I sit all broken hearted,

Came to shi t but only farted,

wasted a dime, Oh, what the hell,

so long as I can sit here and enjoy the smell. [laugh]

 

 

Las Vegas.......somewhere.....don't ask. [:p]

 

I like then in leather, I like them in Lace,

I like them BEST when they sit n my FACE. :wub: :wub:

 

 

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Mustank

Mustank

Hypersonic

brother...thread about toilet door poems lei.....not about par chiu cheng...ð¤£ð¤£ð¤£ð¤£. Usually toilet door got a lot of phone number.....anyone tried calling...ð¤£ð¤£ð¤£

The poem sounds like toilet style one mah :XD:
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Angcheek

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brother...thread about toilet door poems lei.....not about par chiu cheng...ð¤£ð¤£ð¤£ð¤£. Usually toilet door got a lot of phone number.....anyone tried calling...ð¤£ð¤£ð¤£

Didnt know you can rwad chinese
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Angcheek

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Errrr...i also didnt know i could read Chinese....ððð. Was that poem in hwz about pcc.....ð¤ð¤ð¤

Basically abt ejecting
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Mustank

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Hypersonic

the wan in chinese? Translate lei.....

Ok here goes

 

精兵百万，

Elite soldiers hundreds of ten thousands

 

用在九秒

Use in nine seconds

 

兵到用时

When need to use soldiers

 

方恨少

Hate oneself for having too little soldiers

 

It is actually a pun on two other sayings

 

Original: 养兵 一世 用兵 一时 (maintain an army needs a long time, use army only a short while)

Edmw: 精兵百万，用在九秒

 

Original: 书到用时方恨少 （when need knowledge from books, one hates the oneself why didn’t study more when young)

Edmw: 兵到用时方恨少

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Atrecord

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alamak... you must also highlight to @eviilusion that the Chinese characters for Elite soldiers 精兵, the first character 精 is the same character for the tadpoles 精子 mah, that's why they come in the millions, but which will be used up in 9 sec, at which time then realised got not enough [laugh]

 

Ok here goes

精兵百万，
Elite soldiers hundreds of ten thousands

用在九秒
Use in nine seconds

兵到用时
When need to use soldiers

方恨少
Hate oneself for having too little soldiers

It is actually a pun on two other sayings

Original: 养兵 一世 用兵 一时 (maintain an army needs a long time, use army only a short while)
Edmw: 精兵百万，用在九秒

Original: 书到用时方恨少 （when need knowledge from books, one hates the oneself why didn’t study more when young)
Edmw: 兵到用时方恨少

 

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Evillusion

Evillusion

Supersonic

Ok here goes

 

ç²¾åµç¾ä¸ï¼

Elite soldiers hundreds of ten thousands

 

ç¨å¨ä¹ç§

Use in nine seconds

 

åµå°ç¨æ¶

When need to use soldiers

 

æ¹æ¨å°

Hate oneself for having too little soldiers

 

It is actually a pun on two other sayings

 

Original: å»åµ ä¸ä¸ ç¨åµ ä¸æ¶ (maintain an army needs a long time, use army only a short while)

Edmw: ç²¾åµç¾ä¸ï¼ç¨å¨ä¹ç§

 

Original: 书å°ç¨æ¶æ¹æ¨å° ï¼when need knowledge from books, one hates the oneself why didnât study more when young)

Edmw: åµå°ç¨æ¶æ¹æ¨å°

As always.....army planning and training is very long duration but the actual war is rather short as compared....
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Ysc3

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this one very old  ...

 

some come here to sit and ponder.

but I come here to shit like thunder!

 

isn't it amazing what a person can come up with in a personal moment of quiet ?

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