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Can anyone think or funny names for these brands ?

BMW

Bring Me Worries

AUDI

??

Benz

??

Fiat

??

OPEL

??

GM

Got Money ?

Toyota

??

Honda

??

Mazda

??

Ford

??

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Can anyone think or funny names for these brands ?

BMW

Bring Me Worries

AUDI

??

Benz

??

Fiat

??

OPEL

??

GM

Got Money ?

Toyota

??

Honda

??

Mazda

??

Ford

??

Suzuki

Su Su Ke (Hokkien - lose everything)

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AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

 

BMW : Brings Me Women but Broke My Wallet

 

FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

 

FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill

 

HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable and Inexpensive

 

SAAB : Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

 

SUBARU : Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

 

VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

 

PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

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AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

 

BMW : Brings Me Women but Broke My Wallet

 

FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

 

FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill

 

HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable and Inexpensive

 

SAAB : Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

 

SUBARU : Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

 

VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

 

PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

 

 

hahahhaahhha !! anything for the Chinese cars?

 

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AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

 

BMW : Brings Me Women but Broke My Wallet

 

FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

 

FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill

 

HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable and Inexpensive

 

SAAB : Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

 

SUBARU : Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

 

VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

 

PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

 

LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

 

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Here is full list so far :

ALFA ROMEO :

AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

BENTLEY :

BMW : Brings Me Women but Broke My Wallet

CHEVROLET :

CHRYSLER :

CITROEN :

DAIHATSU :

DODGE :

FERRARI :

FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology / Fix It Again Tommorrow

FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill / Found On Rubbish Dump

GM: Greatest Mistake

HONDA: Had One, Never Did Again

HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable and Inexpensive

JAGUAR :

JEEP :

KIA :

LAMBORGHINI :

LEXUS :

LINCOLN :

LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

MASERATI :

MAZDA :

MERCEDES BENZ :

MITSUBISHI :

NISSAN :

OPEL :

PEUGEOT :

PONTIAC :

PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

PROTON :

RENAULT :

SAAB : Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

SUBARU : Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

SUZUKI :

TOYOTA: The One You Ought To Avoid

VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW: Very Worthless

 

 

 

 

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