How to identify women driver...

[Teriyaki]

1. driving but wif 2 side mirrors folded

2. enter into xpressway from slip road, chiong quickly into outer most lane n drive slowly from there.

3. Using the rear view mirror as a vanity mirror.

4. hogging e right lane, flash or high beam also no use. Cos they don even noe rear mirror exist

5.Takes very long to park. Most of them but not all..

6.Use handphone while driving and veering off course(Males also do that too but seldom veer off course)

7. give parallel pking a miss, rather go somewhere else to pk

8. Hands holding steering wheel at 11 o'clock and 1 o'clock position tightly, even when stopping at traffic junction

9.The super aggressive ones don

[Pmet]

she zam the accelerator

 

Maybe mistook the accelerator for brake?

[Cjgoh]

 

I have a feeling this thread might eventually be Locked...

 

[Vroomtattat]

I have a feeling this thread might eventually be Locked...

 

Won't happen lah, got char bor mods/admin meh?

[Hamburger]

ita e truth n nothing but e truth, so help us mods

[Windchoco]

1. driving but wif 2 side mirrors folded

2. enter into xpressway from slip road, chiong quickly into outer most lane n drive slowly from there.

3. Using the rear view mirror as a vanity mirror.

4. hogging e right lane, flash or high beam also no use. Cos they don even noe rear mirror exist

5.Takes very long to park. Most of them but not all..

6.Use handphone while driving and veering off course(Males also do that too but seldom veer off course)

7. give parallel pking a miss, rather go somewhere else to pk

8. Hands holding steering wheel at 11 o'clock and 1 o'clock position tightly, even when stopping at traffic junction

9.The super aggressive ones don

[Windchoco]

Noted that above is only applicable for SG female drivers....

 

Just go up north and you find TUDUNG Aunties driving fierce and aggressive... - _ -'

 

[KoseiWish]

Noted that above is only applicable for SG female drivers....

 

Just go up north and you find TUDUNG Aunties driving fierce and aggressive... - _ -'

 

Yup agreed on this u can see they zoom in front end first during parking no time wasted..overtaking smooth not same with the guys there..all the other way round here in SG and there in MY..

Cheers..

[Blackandwhitebeefandpork]

37. overly careful...c pedestrian by road side also 1 2 horn, warning them to keep still n don move

 

agree!

[Turin]

The list sounds more like identification of lousy drivers than female drivers?

 

There's a mix style of taxi drivers, young punk, P platers, old uncles/aunties, Vans & lorries drivers etc?

 

The following "observations" are really ??????

 

14. They like to rub their chest against the steering. How do you spot this? while steering off course staring/drooling?

27. either stand by e roadside or sit in e car waiting for help,when having a punctured taya. Anyone who doesnt know how to change tyre will do this??

28. Cannot see their heads if you are driving behind them. It applies to anyone shorter?

29. The long hair ones like to ....dont know wat they are doing. Pls complete your sentence????

31. rather polish finger or toe nail than polish their car. Female pamper themselves and male pampers a "machine"? hmmm... who's the smarter one?

33. Wash car??? Where got time......... Time can be better spent eslewhere? Anyone who treasures their time will know not to waste it?

35. at petrol kiosk, stare at e nozzle n don noe how 2 do a fill up. Tendency is for a male to stare more? female will get help faster as male needs time to overcome the MCP symptom first...

 

 

 

 

 

 

[1l0v3you]

The list sounds more like identification of lousy drivers than female drivers?

 

There's a mix style of taxi drivers, young punk, P platers, old uncles/aunties, Vans & lorries drivers etc?

 

The following "observations" are really ??????

 

14. They like to rub their chest against the steering. How do you spot this? while steering off course staring/drooling?

27. either stand by e roadside or sit in e car waiting for help,when having a punctured taya. Anyone who doesnt know how to change tyre will do this??

28. Cannot see their heads if you are driving behind them. It applies to anyone shorter?

29. The long hair ones like to ....dont know wat they are doing. Pls complete your sentence????

31. rather polish finger or toe nail than polish their car. Female pamper themselves and male pampers a "machine"? hmmm... who's the smarter one?

33. Wash car??? Where got time......... Time can be better spent eslewhere? Anyone who treasures their time will know not to waste it?

35. at petrol kiosk, stare at e nozzle n don noe how 2 do a fill up. Tendency is for a male to stare more? female will get help faster as male needs time to overcome the MCP symptom first...

[Stacy23]

6.Use handphone while driving and veering off course(Males also do that too but seldom veer off course)

7. give parallel pking a miss, rather go somewhere else to pk

9.The super aggressive ones don

[Jeronleow]

With all due respect to female drivers, all the above said is nothing further from the truth. It is not we guys like to mock at you but it is the nature of woman since the evolution of mankind.

 

Having said that, since the dawn of mankind, men is always the one who does violent chores and the one who goes hunting with distance judgement as the key to life or death. While women is always the one at home doing the house work and taking care of kids. After generations of evolution men always have a better sense of distance judgement and quicker reaction than woman. This is a fact that cannot be changed over night, just like men can never be less violent than women over night.

 

If a women comes up here and start saying, "You guys are stereotyping us!!" than that woman's gotta be intellectually challenged.

[Melissa]

Aiya... some MCF guys also 1 pattern.

Remember few months back, there's a thread something like

'who makes the decision in car choice'.

 

So mannnyyy guys said its only them that will make the final decision,

wife cannot influence. But i caught 1 guy in particular who's lying...

Insisted that HE's the decision maker guy. So can tell how many are telling the truth

 

lol, not gonna reveal how i know.

 

Behind PC, type so Manly ... in real life

 

PS:Dun intend to start any arguements, but why some of you are so sexist?

*Peace*

[Melissa]

 

 

Haha you join last year

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Joined: 29-May 08

 

and this is your 1st post.

 

you 'buay tahan' after reading this thread??

 

 

[Speedsun]

With all due respect to female drivers, all the above said is nothing further from the truth. It is not we guys like to mock at you but it is the nature of woman since the evolution of mankind.

 

Having said that, since the dawn of mankind, men is always the one who does violent chores and the one who goes hunting with distance judgement as the key to life or death. While women is always the one at home doing the house work and taking care of kids. After generations of evolution men always have a better sense of distance judgement and quicker reaction than woman. This is a fact that cannot be changed over night, just like men can never be less violent than women over night.

 

If a women comes up here and start saying, "You guys are stereotyping us!!" than that woman's gotta be intellectually challenged.

 

You are absolutely right!

[Lukie102]

Won't happen lah, got char bor mods/admin meh?

 

Got. I just want to add. I see guys doing the same things as well.

[Rtth84]

women are not born inferior drivers. they just dun like to drive, hence less practice and drive with poorer skill. afterall, practice makes perfect.