KapitanE 1st Gear March 3, 2009 Share March 3, 2009 Subject: Marriage humour Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband : Nothing. Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.' ------------------------------- Wife : 'Do you want dinner?' Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?' Wife : 'Yes or no.' ------------------------------- Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?' Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.' Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?' Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?' -------------------------------------------------------- Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.' Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.' Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.' ------------------------------ Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.' Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' ________________________________ A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?' 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' ------------------------------------------------------------ Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever The guy r! eplies: 'Thanks for the early warning.' ------------------------------- A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?' He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!' ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuan 6th Gear March 3, 2009 Share March 3, 2009 [laugh] This is not new. Read it somewhere before. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robo 2nd Gear March 3, 2009 Share March 3, 2009 some quite new to me. nice.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grx80 Neutral Newbie March 3, 2009 Share March 3, 2009 ------------------------------- Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?' Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.' Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?' Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?' -------------------------------------------------------- This is the best... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowbell Neutral Newbie March 3, 2009 Share March 3, 2009 hahaha nice one.more please. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KapitanE 1st Gear March 3, 2009 Author Share March 3, 2009 As requested..... Difference between Wife & Girlfriend Some people say: Wife is a HARIMAU ............ ... Girlfriend is HARI HARI MAHU And some say: Wife is like *TV*, Girlfriend is like *Handphone (HP)* At home *watch TV*, Go out *bring HP*. No money, *sell TV* Got money *change HP*. Sometimes *enjoy TV* but most of the time *play with HP*. TV *free for life* but HP, if you don't pay, the *services will be terminated*. TV is *big*, *bulky** *and most of the time old but HP is *cute, slim, curvy* and very portable at any time. Operational cost for TV is often *acceptable* but for HP is high and often *demanding*. Most Important, TV *got remote* but HP *don't have*. Last but not least....... TV *do not have virus* but HP *have VIRUS*...... Once get it, HABIS LAH. *So better choose TV lah* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sony 1st Gear March 3, 2009 Share March 3, 2009 not bad for a afternoon after lunch laugh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparespares Neutral Newbie March 3, 2009 Share March 3, 2009 quite funny.... i must say.... gonna show it to the wife.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjkbeluga 5th Gear March 3, 2009 Share March 3, 2009 Some people say: Wife is a HARIMAU ............... Girlfriend is HARI HARI MAHU Haha, thats a good one.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Route88 2nd Gear March 3, 2009 Share March 3, 2009 quite funny.... i must say.... gonna show it to the wife.... You show it,gonna be WW3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comfy 1st Gear March 3, 2009 Share March 3, 2009 [laugh] good for a boring tues!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjkbeluga 5th Gear March 3, 2009 Share March 3, 2009 You show it,gonna be WW3 Yea... hari hari tio mau by wife Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josho 1st Gear March 3, 2009 Share March 3, 2009 good laugh even though i read over and over again. hee Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowbell Neutral Newbie March 3, 2009 Share March 3, 2009 hahah the TV & HP first time heard of it. ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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