Clever Harry (Pr. 1 )

[Dipstick]

See if you are cleverer than this Pr. 1 kid named Harry.

 

 

> A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her

> students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?"

>

> Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the

> third -grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the

> third-grade too!"

>

> Ms Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While

> Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal

> what the situation was. The principal told Ms Brooks he would

> give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was

> to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.

>

> Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he

> agreed to take the test.

> Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

> Harry: "9".

> Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

> Harry: "36".

>

> And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade

> should know. The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think

> Harry can go to the third-grade."

>

> Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"

>

> The principal and Harry both agree.

>

> Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

> "Harry, after a moment "Legs."

> Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

> Harry: "Pockets."

> Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

> Harry: "Pants"

> Ms Brooks: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,

> delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

> Harry: Coconut

> Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? The

> principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,

> Harry was taking charge.

> Harry: Bubblegum

> Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a

> dog do on three legs?

> The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.

> Harry: Shake hands

> Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

> Harry: Yep.

> Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I

> get wet before you do.

> Harry: Tent

> Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The

> best man always has me first.

> The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.

> Harry: Wedding Ring

> Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow

> me, you feel good.

> Harry: Nose

> Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

> Harry: Arrow

> Ms Brooks: What word starts with an 'F'and ends in 'K' that means a lot of

> heat and excitement?

> Harry: Firetruck

>

> The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry

> in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself." [laugh]

 

 

[Babysaint]

classic.. really funny..

[Sparespares]

holy s--t!

i should be in 1st grade....

damn funny....

thanks for the joke amidst the gloomy news of Temasek's loss....

 

[DarkLord]

A really smart and innocent kid.

[Sony]

Let's put harry out of school.. I think staying at home let him learn better than going to sch