Darth_mel 1st Gear December 17, 2008 Share December 17, 2008 The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.' Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with God.' St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle? ' Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...' God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?' Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?' God said, 'Ah, yes.' 'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention ! 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds 3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust 5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!! 'Hmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.' God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. 'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours'. ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leslielai 1st Gear December 17, 2008 Share December 17, 2008 Nice one! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tantohheng Neutral Newbie December 18, 2008 Share December 18, 2008 2 words - BERI GOOD!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gramlights Neutral Newbie December 18, 2008 Share December 18, 2008 totally agree Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostrider 3rd Gear December 18, 2008 Share December 18, 2008 Disagree... I believe....god's invention is riding more men than Harley has men riding it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kifakw Clutched December 18, 2008 Share December 18, 2008 old but still [laugh] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hawk77 Neutral Newbie January 6, 2018 Share January 6, 2018 OMG! The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died and went to heaven.At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with God.'St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidsonmotorcycle? 'Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?'Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?'God said, 'Ah, yes.''Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention !1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension2. It chatters constantly at high speeds3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!'Hmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours'. ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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