Need help with teaching my son...

[Sleepyman]

Now when I asked my son when is he going to do his homework, he told me "ONE DAY" he will do it.

 

When I asked him how come he did badly for his exams, he told me "education is long term, don't just judge it now."

 

When I asked him why he lost the family dog by not closing the door he told me "What to do, its happened."

 

When I asked him why did he play with fire and burn down the whole house, he told me " It is an honest mistake, let's move on."

 

When I asked him why didn't he spend more time on his school work, he told me "he is busy "buying" support from teachers and "fixing" his classmates."

 

When I asked him why didn't he help the old lady crossing the road, he told me "She should walk with her eyes open, if not she shouldn't be getting out of the house, it is risky."

 

Maybe I shouldn't be over worried about him, he seems to has the potential of a "GREAT LEADER". - JinGanKor

[Mr_b20]

sounds very familiar

[Snowbell]

Wahaha parents' woes... reali gankor to raise kids.

[Babyckh]

Ask your son whether he like c0ckles in a particular dish or

 

like to fix things?

Edited December 6, 2008 by Babyckh

[Spas]

Should disown this type of son.

[Vroomtattat]

Potential pappy.

 

But seriously, kids are like that nowadays. Me son also talk like that.

 

Blame it on the nutritious food they are getting, last time we all gong gong one, now all smarty pants

[Happyrider]

read in between the lines...i believe its meant to be interpreted in the S'pore context

[Vroomtattat]

in between the lines?? hey, all blank leh

[Ixiz]

You forgot to mention that when your son came back with a score of 66.6 ...He will tell you "More than 60% is good because the school measure the figure by international standards "

[Scoots]

And does he demand his $500 daily allowance, claiming that its' the "market rate" for the top 5% of his cohort?

Edited December 6, 2008 by Scoots

[Sleepyman]

Replying to : Scoots

Post: And does he demand his $500 daily allowance, claiming that its' the "market rate" for the top 5% of his cohort?

 

yes he demanded more than that, he tell me "you are getting a good deal, if i sell spider or play gor li i will earn more...."

 

and lets not talk about the chilies and onions when i asked him to take an umbrella yesterday... zzz

[Ixiz]

Also not to forget that if you did not support him financially enough now ... He might easily get corrupted .. play traunt ...smoke Ganja

 

And if you and your wife is lucky ...he might just you to old folks home ...most probably in some resort in Bintam ...

 

But if you are unlucky ...well ...you could end up as coolie and your wife as maid in some 3rd world nation ...

[Sleepyman]

holy... how u know? ur son did said that too?

[Ixiz]

Luckily ....Not yet ...At this stage ...my son only want Ben 10 and Bakugan ...

 

But i did tell that to my Father ...All i get is 2 tight slap ...

 

Now i am considering whether to sue him or not ...

[Sleepyman]

did he wear a kangaroo tshirt?

[Mr_b20]

your son eat too much mee siam without hum

[Ixiz]

Your son like to wear pink ??

[Melissa]

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When I asked him why didn't he help the old lady crossing the road, he told me "She should walk with her eyes open, if not she shouldn't be getting out of the house, it is risky."

 

So suitable for some of the drivers' mentality.

Maybe should add another phrase:

 

-When i asked him why he will not ride in a commercial vehicle, he told me "Because it can only travel not more than 70KM/H or any other lane than lane 3 or else he will be looked down by others"

 

-When i asked him why he will not choose a GF who drives, he told me "Girls are lousy drivers, who can multi-task behind the wheel"