Euthanasia - which is worse

[Hishercar]

Life

 

Last night my wife and I were sitting in the living room, taking about life........

 

 

In between , we talked about the idea of living or dying.

I said to her :

 

 

 

"Dear, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines

and liquids from a bottle...........

If you see me in that state, i want you to disconnect all the contraptions

that are keeping me alive. I would much rather die."

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then my wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards me......

and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD, the Computer,

the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the fridge and threw away

all my beer !!

 

*...... I ALMOST DIED !!!

[BMW320i]

My wife would disconnect my car battery and smash my track rims to pieces.

[Snowbell]

Is this for real?? But hahaha it's so true, your wife took your words literally.

[Deathism]

smash ur track rims to pieces?

 

 

woah..thats one woman u should NEVER offend.

[Kingcopa]

[Wanderer]

It's a joke lah..... 1st part is serious, but the 2nd part is