Some of these innocuous questions do make one pause and think.

[Hishercar]

Help me figure it out?

 

 

 

 

 

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one

out of five enjoys it?

 

 

 

 

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale

bread to begin with?

 

 

 

 

If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from

Holland called Holes?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are

the others here for? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

 

 

 

 

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? ?

 

 

 

 

 

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

 

 

 

 

 

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons

and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

 

 

 

 

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are

we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

 

 

 

 

As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the

two words 'The' and 'IRS' together, it spells

'THEIRS'?

 

 

 

 

 

Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to

drive?

[Snowbell]

Hahahaha really something to ponder about.

 

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one

out of five enjoys it? This is just playing with words.

 

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale

bread to begin with? So that croutons can retain their crisp and not turn soggy.

 

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? Why need hair color one?

 

Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to

drive? Nah just that people tend to swear more when driving.

 

As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the

two words 'The' and 'IRS' together, it spells

'THEIRS'? I thought it's IRAS, and not IRS.

[Shull]

4) In Singapore context..most of us start learning it in BMT

 

5) IRS is the name for US's tax office..

[Deathism]

the driving license one is prolly that of america..

 

same goes for the IRS..

 

 

 

 

its juz humour, snowbell..why get so nitpicky..

[Snowbell]

Hahaha.

 

Why do hamburgers not have ham?

 

Do french fries originate from France?

[Deathism]

dictionary definition of ham:

 

A cut of meat from the thigh of a hog.

 

 

 

the french fries thing..heh..no idea..tried googlin the background of french fries..but man..its too wordy.

[Gearoil]

Since yours is the FT version one, I give you the local Sillies ones..

 

1) If Wong Can't Sing can't sing..then why are the rest of the goons listening to?

 

2) If they call the HDBs dwellers heartlanders...then why are most of them heartless and they don't even own the land which they reside on?

 

3) If the average Sillporean has such a 'kiasu' (scare lose ) mentality, why are they always at the losing end of the deal with their gahment?

 

4) If they had named their public rail transportation as MRT ( Mass Rapid Transit), why is it that although masses are being transited but they are far from being RAPID?

[Wanderer]

Does Swiss Roll originate from Switzerland?

 

Basically, it's all about English terms lah....

[Thug]

Its jus mi i think.

I know TS is out for a laugh and I did laughed at some of the jokes.

 

But....this...

 

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons

and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

 

Whoever made this joke is damn racist...

 

Not starting anything. Jus how i feel...

 

PEACE!!

[Hishercar]

thanks I really enjoy them

 

any more i hope you have more of the local ones it make more sense

 

at least to me

 

thanks

[Scoots]

and a hamburger is made from BEEF

[Deathism]

really?

 

cos i tot in western countries their hamburgers were made from pork?

 

 

ah well..*shrugs*

[Modykoh]

hamburgers with beacon...pork beacon..

 

aiya...anythings that can be scrape rom the bones can make burger la..

[Deathism]

well said.

[Snowbell]

Ramly burger!!

[Modykoh]

understand that Ramly Burger is resticted to be sold in sg due to the source of ingradient..if don't care...it teaste as good or as junk as berger king...kekekek

[Law_ong]

understand that Ramly Burger is resticted to be sold in sg due to the source of ingradient

 

its available at almost every pasar malam organised and big banner hanging to advertise leh...

[Modykoh]

the ingradent of beef/chicken patty mainly malaysia which is banned from my to sg..that why i am puzzle ...

 

anyway, take it pinch of salt..

Edited November 6, 2008 by Modykoh