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Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan.

 

In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

 

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

 

While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

 

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

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bro, not sure ppl here find it amusing or not! shld not fan fire which misled or create -ve in oredi jialat situation to many ..... [sweatdrop]

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expected lah cos' Japan got the largest exposure to Lehman Brothers sweatdrop.gifsweatdrop.gifsweatdrop.gif

 

Now USA, Europe, and Japan are down ... you can see how serious the situation is ... sweatdrop.gifsweatdrop.gifsweatdrop.gif

 

All should pray to God to save the world ... thumbsup.gif

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[laugh] Hello bro! U got read properly anot?? It's meant to be a Joke. Where got Origami Bank, Sumo Bank, Bonsai Bank, Karaoke Bank, Kamikaze Bank, Samurai Bank, Ninja Bank, & Sushi Bank?? [rolleyes]
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Bro, u mis-understood his meaning lar. E bank name is "linked" to the action behind.

 

But of coz, not every1 shares this humour now, esp if they have money in e stk mkts... [sweatdrop]

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bro, not sure ppl here find it amusing or not! shld not fan fire which misled or create -ve in oredi jialat situation to many ..... [sweatdrop]

 

Come on lah bro, relak. Even our MPs are trying so hard to make us laff. [laugh]

 

Laughter's the best medcine, it'll keep you going strong until you are 90's or even 100's. That's what jokes are meant to be, to make you live long long. [sly]

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Depends on mood actually [:p] They habent been getting enuff air time (pardon e pun [laugh] ) becoz I been wearing other shoes, my colleagues been making fun of my bananas (again, pardon e pun, or is it not? [sly][laugh] )

 

Yups, just ask for me at e showroom [:)]

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Didn't know so serious.... Will Japan on sales at ebay? [laugh]

 

 

really? was thinking to invest my cash when the market is slightly worst... if thats the case, i would rather get some sushi mei mei to keep better [laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh]

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