ONE STONE

[Wish1719]

The Indian With One Testicle

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose

given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked

everyone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and

said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'

 

The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

 

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and

said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her

and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her

all day and all night until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he

would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given

name until A woman named Yellow Bird returned to the

village after being away. Yellow Bird,

who was BlueBird'scousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.

She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,

and did the same to Yellow Bird what he did to Blue Bird

he made love to her all day, all nite, all of next day and nite

and the following day..and following nite

but YellowBird didn't die!

 

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come on think...

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| OH, come on... take a guess !!! |

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| Think about it !!! |

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| You're going to love this !!! |

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| Everyone knows... |

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| You can't kill Two Birds |

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| with OneStone!!! |

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[Qpik]

i was thinkg the answer got to be linked to "anal"

[Wish1719]

it's only human to think that way...

 

that shows how un-straight your mind is working....

[Qpik]

i am corresponding to the frequency of your thinking...otherwise it wld impossible to reconcile to the fact that "pple just hv to Agree and Accept differing views" n the resulting chaos would be Hard to AnAL-yse.

[Wanderer]

Sibei lame and cold joke leh.............

 

but a good one nevertheless!

[Roborovskii]

His stone not big enough.

[Robo]

 

i think my mind quite dirty... i was guessing other stuff...

[Wish1719]

wah....since when you become a psychologist ???

[Wish1719]

maybe you like to share with the others what was you thinking???

[Robin]

wah lau this is really a "yellow" joke

[Qpik]

tell u i kickergarden leftber, dun use too long word cos wa BOH TAK CHEK....

 

lidat u call me "pee-chio-logee" then if i cut & paste sumthing fm lor soociety jornal...then u say me Ah Long aka Shark si boh.

 

my EYE in MCF ask me not to chow keng...quik playg weak u

[Wish1719]

lucky ah blue ar buay kwan tio...

[Typhoonz]

Is there a hidden meaning?

[Wish1719]

so long no pig head can already....

 

btw. MO ask me to pass you a msg, he sick cannot come into MCF,

ask you pack your things liao already a not?? (missing you already) last part i ownself add in one...

[Wish1719]

Two stones are better than one...

Edited September 25, 2008 by Wish1719

[Typhoonz]

I was thinking about something else... Definately cannot post openly... Later up lorry...

[King]

wow lan, so coldz!

 

fainted

[Qpik]

tat 1 is bluff sick...ask him what sick he is having lor....sick can still jiak ho liao...bet he nber tell u hor

 

next time ask his loctor to gift him morphine jab on his karching cos his Biceps too compact will break the needle. karching hmm that is a different thing liao cos that side small n soft n koot

 

packg lah...sms lai liao ask me mai chao geng ...get back to packing lor

 

u hai wah...lee-ply to me now i got 2 lee-ply to you...so u don't lee-ply 2 me otherwise i got 2 lee-ply 2 u cos no lee-ply berry lude one...then we got to stop lee-ply here n there boh hor ... sun set also no end to our lee-ply.