Interesting poem by Ong Ah Bee...

[Jermy]

Poem by Ong Ah Bee (Submitted to National Arts Council & Was Stamped "REJECTED" Immediately)

 

A Poem by Ong Ah Bee

 

Recently, my white MP,

knock on my door, and very keh ki..

Dozing off and jiak liao bee..

 

Last GE I voted for thee,

2% up in GST..

Cut CPF and up utility,

Are still very clear in my memory..

 

5 years later, then you come to me,

Fresh from your slumber of ivory..

Say that only, you can help me,

Escape from a life of poverty..

 

Just take a drive on CTE,

Count the number of ERP gantries..

Or squeeze a ride on the MRT,

That has not been cleared for me

 

My life since the last GE,

Has been downhill though I voted P#P..

If I vote the same for your sleeping spree,

I can expect the same misery..

 

So this time round, I vote for somebody,

Who will ka chiao you to productivity..

Forms fill wrong, no big deal to me,

If there's someone to speak up for Ah Bee..

 

So dear MP of GRC,

If life no improve, vote u cho si-mi?

 

[Tunge]

hilarious

[Kingcopa]

[Silhoutte]

NICE!

[Modykoh]

Lol..

[Wish1719]

[Try_conti]

wah ...add music can rap liao ....

[Tomazsky]

Good one and funny!!!