For you boring MONDAY

[Nkps]

One day, a BOMOH told MAHATHIR, U muz get rid of Anwar.

 

MAHATHIR: Why?

BOMOH: Because ANWAR stands for A Nation Without Any Ringgit.

MAHATHIR: But how?

BOMOH: Bodoh! look at your name, MAHATHIR, it stands for Make Anwar Homosexual And Then Highlight It Repeatly.

MAHATHIR:

 

 

 

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[Ad23]

LOL !!!!!!!

 

 

That's really hilarious!

[Apollo]

chey ... u google this old joke.

 

i also can

 

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[Tjkbeluga]

Then Najib is what? No Ass Job, I Blow?

[Wish1719]

That was a good one!

[Wish1719]

Oldies buy goodies

 

Mahathir went on a holiday in London and passes the responsibilty to Anwar, since the day he flys off, Anwar been wearing only BOSS shirts, T-shirts, even the base-ball cap has the word "BOSS" in it.

On the day Mahatir returns from his holiday, Anwar went to the airport to pick him up, again with all the "BOSS" items. When Mahathir alighted from the aircraft, Anwar was shocked to see what Mahathir wore...."BOSSINI" meaning "Boss sini" or "Boss is here"

[Blue2]

now everyone is trying to put up old jokes izzit

[Wish1719]

what goes around, comes around....

look at the music industries, they also ran out of songs and now

are playing back the old hits, only thing is a little re-mix...

[Guest66]

dun kachoew our beloved neighbours lar.we think we so smart,but they smarter.sumore pple got technology & manufactured keretas, grow crops.we only manufactured babies n grow HDBs,btw,they gg to send space exploration to the SUN, we asked " Mana boleh'!!??? u crazy?"

they replied " Bolehhhh, go at night lor".

 

 

 

 

One day, a BOMOH told MAHATHIR, U muz get rid of Anwar.

 

MAHATHIR: Why?

BOMOH: Because ANWAR stands for A Nation Without Any Ringgit.

MAHATHIR: But how?

BOMOH: Bodoh! look at your name, MAHATHIR, it stands for Make Anwar Homosexual And Then Highlight It Repeatly.

MAHATHIR:

 

 

 

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[Blue2]

hmm...so got any more remix??

[Wish1719]

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young

mothers and their small children...

 

"You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You

are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

 

He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is with money. Again, it

manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

 

He turns to the third mom. "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests

itself in your child's name, Brandy."

 

At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand

and whispers, "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."

[Wish1719]

One day, Mahathir and his chauffeur were riding around in Negeri Sembilan when suddenly; out of nowhere, a big pig ran out of a bush. They could not stop the limousine in time and the pig was splattered on the road. Mahathir, afraid of being accused for anything, immediately gave the chauffer R1000 and told him to go into the owners' hut, apologize for the loss and give him some compensation.

Mahathir waited in the limousine for a long time, but his chauffeur did not come back. Finally, after a two hour wait, the chauffeur came back, his tie and collar loose, pants unbuttoned, bleary eyed with beer and lipstick stains all over his shirt and clutching an empty bottle of champagne in one hand and what seems like a R5000 note in the other. Mahathir asked, 'How in the world did you end up like this.'

'Well,' the chauffeur said, 'The farmer was so happy, he shook hands with me, took out R5000 from his own wallet, had his sons pour out a bottle of champagne for me and had his daughters make hot sex with me in the master bedroom.

'That's strange' Mahathir said, 'why would they reward you? Tell me exactly what happened.'

'Hmm ... I went in, I met the farmer, I held out the R1000 note and said, 'Hi, I'm Mahathir's chauffeur and I've just killed the pig'...

[Jayzee]

LOL!!

[Robin]

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