Juz for laughs - Titanic in Hokkien!

[Strawberrypink]

gt this from an email my fren sent over

abit lame but for a 'good laugh', why nt hahahaha

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Hokkien Titanic

 

 

 

Scene 1:

 

Jack: Hey chio eh? I teach you an chua fly, want or not?

 

Rose: Mai lah. I scare leh.

 

Jack: No need scare leh, lai I teach you.

 

Rose: Don't lar, me really scare leh.

 

Jack: Lai lar, stand on the railing, then I hug you.

 

Rose: Like that ar?

 

Jack: Yah, then hor, spread ur arms... Wah lau eh, why so chao one?

 

Rose: Kan ni neh... You say my armpit chao ah!

 

Jack: Wah I bey tar han already lar!

 

 

 

Jack fainted & both fell into the sea.

 

 

 

Scene 2:

 

One fine day, late at night, Jack Duakang was on the deck of Titanic when he heard some loud footsteps.

 

He looked to see what was going on, and he saw a super chio about to jump off the deck. He walked over and tried to persuade her not to jump.

 

 

 

Jack: Chio eh, lee si an zua? So late duwan sleep? What's your name?

 

Rose: My name is Mei Kui, but people call me Rose.

 

Jack: Nah Beh... Why you so chio, but your name like the mamasan at Tiong Kok City .

 

 

 

Rose: Shut-up lah you, I now want to jump.

 

Jack: Why jump? Siao ah you, so chio jump for what?

 

Rose: Aiyah why you so kaypo? I jump you jump?

 

Jack: Wah lau, U jump I jump?Ma na eh sai!!!

 

 

 

So Jack continued to persuade her for a few hours. After three hours...

 

 

 

Jack: Eh don't jump leh, ler uu siao bo?

 

Rose: Aiyah, you talk for three hours liao, buay sian meh??

 

Jack: Ya lor, I think oso a bit sian liao. So, please lah, don't jump lah.

 

Rose: Shut-up I am really jumping liao.

 

 

 

Jack was tired, so he stopped persuading...

 

 

 

Rose: I really jump ah, really ah? Really leh. I am not joking leh. I jump ah!!!

 

 

 

Jack was very du lan after wasting so much time. So, he kicked Rose's Ka Ch'ng(Backside) and sent her into her watery grave.

 

 

 

Jack: Nah beh, want to jump, jump lah. Waste my time nia.

 

 

 

Then Jack turned around and he saw the second most beautiful girl on the ship....

 

 

 

Jack: Oei Chio eh, what's your name?

 

Hibiscus: Me Hibiscus lor. I saw you kick my sister.Hahahahahahhh! Thank you hor.

 

She always steal my boyfliends one.

 

 

 

So Jack and Hibiscus live happily ever after...

[Gary84]

haaha...wad a Titanic story...

[Strawberrypink]

indeed haha

ah jack dump rose for hibiscus haha