Why did the chicken cross the road??!!! hilarious!!!

[Wish1719]

BARACK OBAMA:

The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

 

JOHN MCCAIN:

My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

 

HILLARY CLINTON:

When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me......

 

DR. PHIL:

The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.

 

OPRAH:

Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

 

GEORGE W. BUSH:

We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

 

ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:

We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

 

NANCY GRACE:

That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

 

PAT BUCHANAN:

To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

 

DR SEUSS:

Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

 

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:

To die in the rain. Alone.

 

JERRY FALWELL:

Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too.

I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.'

 

BARBARA WALTERS:

Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.

 

ARISTOTLE:

It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

 

JOHN LENNON:

Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

 

BILL GATES:

I've just released Chicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#&&^C% ........

reboot.

 

ALBERT EINSTEIN:

Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

 

BILL CLINTON:

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken!!!! ......... What is your definition of chicken?

 

COLONEL SANDERS:

Did I miss one?

 

DICK CHENEY:

Where's my gun?

 

AL SHARPTON:

Why are all the chickens white?

[Super410]

I will like to add to the list.....

 

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The Singapore Government:

It is a honest mistake.

[Wish1719]

[Clarence07]

MSK :

 

The Chicken wanted to go and use the bathroom on the other side of the road.

[Clarence07]

The LTA :

 

It's time to put up ERP gantries on BOTH sides of the road as they are simply too many Chickens crossing the road. We will monitor the situation closely and adjust the gantry rate accordingly to ensure that all the Chickens have a smooth crossing.

[Clarence07]

ok, last one:

 

Street-Walker :

 

To go to work, of course.

[Friendstar]

L M A O!!!!!!!!

[David]

The chicken got killed and the internals were splattered all over the road.

 

Someone said : The chicken crossing....this should not have happened but it did. We will look at the chicken coop how did it escaped.

[Zedzee]

The chicken crossed the road to avoid the ERP gantry!

 

The chicken crossed the road because it was at the APEX of the organisation!

Edited June 30, 2008 by Zedzee

[Patkuah]

good one

[Maxus-MIFA9]

Because the ppls over this side of the road love 'duck' then 'chickens'..... don't believe, ask anwar......oops..

 

had since last saturday, change his taste to turkey......

 

 

 

Edited June 30, 2008 by Picnic06

[Wish1719]

[Wish1719]

Well, seems like it...

[Clarence07]

Anwar :

 

This is the second time they have asked same question. I suspect that there is a political motive here. The first time they can't obtain any proof about me abusing the chicken and now they are trying again.

 

I don't know what I did wrong? All I did was tell the reporter last time that I attended a jungle survival course and was taught how to kill some wild chicken. I was instructed to holdthe chicken by its neck and swing it a few rounds and finally using my wrist to snap the head off the chicken. I was then told to 'de-feather' the chicken. After which, in order to remove the internal organs, I was instructed to insert my whole hand into the chicken's warm ar..

 

Ok, never mind.. I tell you, this is all a conspiracy!

[Corgan]

best bit! LTA's reply

[Maxus-MIFA9]

 

 

Those were the NS days when doing jungle survival training......

 

hmm..... hold the chicken by the head and swing......

 

[Porker]

Chickenfarm:

 

They hwa hee tio hor

[Wish1719]