Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names (juz for laughs)

[Strawberrypink]

Got this from an email...

More added features of name...

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Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:

Anne Chang

(Mandarin)-Dirty

 

Anne Chin

(Mandarin) - Keep quiet

 

Faye Chen

(Mandarin) - Dusty

 

Carl Cheng

(Hokkien) - Buttock

 

Monica Cheng

(Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks

 

Lucy Leow

(Hokkien) - You are dead

 

Jane Tan

(Mandarin) - Frying eggs

 

Suzie Leow

(Hokkien) - Lost till death

 

Henry Mah

(Mandarin) - Hate your mum

 

Corrine Tai

(Hokkien) - Poor fellow

 

Paul Chan

(Mandarin) - Bankrupt

 

Nelson Tan

(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs

 

Leslie Tong

(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin

 

Carmen Teng

(Hokkien) - Leg hair long

 

Connie Mah

(Cantonese) - Call your mother

 

Danny See

(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death

 

Rosie Teng

(Hokkien) - Screws and nails

 

Pete Tsai

(Hokkien) - Nose droppings

 

Macy Koh

(Cantonese) - Never die before

[Porker]

Pete Tsai

[Darth_mel]

My favorite : Walter Fook

 

Sounds like WTF....

 

Imagine shouting his name in public.

Edited June 8, 2008 by Darth_mel

[Route88]

From your title,i tot Christian names are being used up by chinese,thus no more names for ang mor

[Strawberrypink]

dunno

tat was the title of the email

i merely copy and paste only

 

[Apollo]

Lance Chow can?

 

[Vai_lee]

if you flip over yellowpages, you will surprisingly found people name with 'sxxt' and 'loo'.

[Mzrmazda3]

Pete Tsai

(Hokkien) - Nose droppings

 

[Lv3338]

this is funny...! , you made my monday ?

[Kingcopa]

kum sia kum sia for brigthening up my mon

[Tohdj]

Jason Tan.....thief lays egg

[Chowyunfatt]

*Si Beh* Funny...

[Genie47]

Michael Tan

(Cantonese) Sell Chicken Eggs

 

Michael See

(Cantonese) Sell chicken sh1t

[Clings]

Well my brother had a Chinese teacher who styled himself a "modern day poet". He would often wander off into his own world with a few lines of Chinese poems/ idioms while making the circular motion with his head. Never mind that he was half way through teaching a lesson, or invigilating an exam.

 

One day, after a few brilliant moments of inpiration wherein he again rambled on and on with a few more of Li Bai's best lines than usual, he thought it was fitting that he marked the occasion by giving himself a new poetic English name. As the last poem he recited was about summertime, he turned to the students and declared to them: I just thought of a brilliant English name for myself.... Soon news got around, and Summer became a brunt of the students' joke:

 

Problem was, "summer" was a girl's name and his surname is Lau.

 

 

 

Summer Lau - (Mandarin - Hanyu pinyin) Low Class.

[Nkps]

who page ah?

[Nkps]

Pete Tsai

(Hokkien) - Nose droppings

 

u pager me??

[Smiley]

i know a nelson tan and a lucy liew.

[Mustank]

i got one friend, his name is Lau Chee Hong