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Does barking dog bite?


David
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I was accompany a bro here to a garage sale on the weekend at a northern side location. At the gate there wwas a sign that say 'Guard Dog - Beware!

 

As we enter the through the gate, there was numerous barking sound. The bro immediately recognised it to be a Alsation. So he said "Ahh! that's the guard dog".

 

The owner came out saying "You've been warned, but its perfectly safe cos I have chained him up and caged"

 

Confidently we walk around picking this and that. We noticed a nice little poodle with hair tied up stalking us but quiet. Then my friend saw something he like - a sofa chair at a corner. He was making his way toward it when the poodle suddenly bark sofly. I thought the poodle was barking-impaired.

 

When my friend sat himself on the chair, suddenly the poodle came running and bite my friend's leg. My friend startled. The owner came and said "That chair's not for sale. It's hers". There was a paper that says "NOT FOR SALE" stick on to it but because of so many people walking around, some could have turned the paper to the back of the chair.

 

My friend went to have the wound dressed up. Turn out that the owner is a nurse, a very pretty one too. She gave my friend her number in case the would become infected.

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Turn out that the owner is a nurse, a very pretty one too. She gave my friend her number

 

Ahemm....

 

Can i know where is the location for the garage sale [laugh][laugh][laugh]

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Hypersonic
[nod] We do not care whether barking dog bite or how bad is the friend's injury. But we would like to know where is the garage sale so we can go see see. [sly][laugh]
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Supersonic

I also want to be bitten. After that, demand compensation in kind - i.e. your dog bite me, I wanna bite you back [laugh][lipsrsealed]

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Turbocharged

I just want to go sayang the poodle and maybe the poodle will bite my hand. [inlove]

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Hypersonic
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Of coz see the dog...................................................................NOT!

 

U say leh?! [sly][gorgeous][inlove]

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