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3 Leaders - Phone Calls From Hell

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Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and Old Fogey were gathered at the telephone booth in hell with The Devil by their side.

 

Elizabeth asked Lucifer if she can possibly call back England and enquire about the well being of the British subjects and was granted permission. She made a 1min call and was charged $5mil. Elizabeth promptly issued a Barclays cheque in Lucifer's name.

 

Bill made a call back to Monica for 2mins and was charged $10mil.

 

Old Fogey not wanting to be outdone by the 2 whities decided to call back and check on MS' escape case. He spent a whopping 1 hour on the phone with dragon prince and turned to Lucifer proudly with chequebook ready.

 

Old Fogey was flabbergasted when Lucifer charged him only $1!!!

 

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Old Fogey: Why is it so cheap? I can afford to pay ya know???!!!

 

Lucifer: Thats because you made a local call while the others made long distance trunk calls

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Simi ISD? Joke only what. Like that can be up for libel suit meh? Very sssssssssssssssssssssssss-cat now [laugh]

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