Wednesday blues - OTOT

[Chickenfarm]

Few jokes to get you inspired b4 you OTOT in this thread

 

A man bumps into a woman and says "So sorry ma'am.

If your heart is as soft as your breasts, you will

forgive me " The lady replies: "If your d*ck is as

hard as your elbow, am in room 603"

 

What did Newton's d*ck say to him after seeing a

nude woman?

"F**k you and your law of gravity, I'm going UP."

 

Man was sobbing in a bar. His friend asked 'why?'

He said: "my wife makes me pay $ 100/- for every

F**k!"

Friend said: "you're lucky, she charges others $

250/-"

[Mzrmazda3]

 

[Chickenfarm]

Teacher: "why buffaloes get depressed after

milking?

Student: "Ma'am, if your boobs are rubbed for 2 hours

& then you are left unfxxked how would feel?

 

A wife complains to the doctor that her hubby is

300% impotent.

The doc asks "how 300%?" She says: "you know about the

100%, and now he has broken his finger and burnt his tongue."

 

Lady scolds her maid for inefficiency. Angry maid

says, " at least I am better than you in bed."

Lady (amazed): ?Did boss tell you this?"

Maid: "No, the driver did."

[Iceklsy]

n e more ?

[Chickenfarm]

Girls reaction to sizes:

# 9" - oh sxxt pain!

# 7" - oh yes, yum!

# 6" - oh perfect!

# 5" - mmm ok!

# 4" - push more

# 3" - is it in?

# 2" - idiot! Just use your tongue.

 

Ever wondered why ABCDEF are used to define bra

sizes?

A - Airport (flat)

B - Barely there

C - Can do

D - Damn good

E - Enormous

F - Fake

 

Policeman arrested a prostitute.

Prostitute: "I'm not selling sex!

Policeman: "Then what are you doing?"

Prostitute: "I'm selling condoms and offering free

demo.

Edited May 7, 2008 by Chickenfarm

[Chickenfarm]

B4 anyone jumps the gun and give me the boot; this is not a sleazy thread. Just an entre for pple to sneer and jibe at to kick start their "topic" here

[Blue2]

today farmer so inspired ah....

[Garlic]

Have you done head count? Short of one?

 

 

[Scoop]

ha ha.. You on heated today is it? better drinking more barley... ha ha

 

Thanks for the jokes

[Robo]

 

[Chickenfarm]

This wan not from my farm

 

[Chickenfarm]

No drink barley Am going for my cuppa instead

 

I is berry so hope to vibe up others a little bit to cum OT here.

 

Okie...now I is go for my afternoon kopi...later then come back and continue

[Shull]

well..you just kickstart the humsup part of the thread..haha

 

anyway. funny jokes..accelerate the 2 hrs to knock off..

[Raven]

 

[Maxus-MIFA9]

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So, your d*ck gave you that kind of inspriation to start this thread......

[Chickenfarm]

Mai ani kuan gong...I gibe u a clean joke b4 I go for my cuppa okie?

 

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.

The Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."

Man: "No sir, I was going 60."

Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80."

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."

Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"

Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks."

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."

Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."

Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt."

Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your damn mouth!"

Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"

Wife: "No, only when he's drunk."

[Maxus-MIFA9]

today farmer so inspired ah....

 

 

Yup...... after his kopi break........

 

 

 

harvest is good today for chickenfarm.......

Edited May 7, 2008 by Picnic06

[Mzrmazda3]

Girls reaction to sizes:

# 9" - oh sxxt pain!

# 7" - oh yes, yum!

# 6" - oh perfect!

# 5" - mmm ok!

# 4" - push more

# 3" - is it in?

# 2" - idiot! Just use your tongue.

 

Ever wondered why ABCDEF are used to define bra

sizes?

A - Airport (flat)

B - Barely there

C - Can do

D - Damn good

E - Enormous

F - Fake

 

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