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King Menephta, Egypt

 

In 1300 BC, King Menephta came home from battle after successfully beating the Libyans. To celebrate his success, he asked his men to chop off the penises of each member of the defeated army. He arrived home with 13,000 penises. His ancient monument at Karnak has a detail of which penis belonged to whom -- Libyan generals, Libyans, Sirculians, Etruscans, and Greeks.

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The monuments in Egypt (not limited to only Karnak) depict scenes of the penis'es' being cut off from the losers. Quite a common move from them.

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Now I understand why there are so many round vertical columns in their building design. Imagine wrapping one's arms around taking picture.lipsrsealed.gif

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NB, during NS I go for 3D2N exercise come back LJ sticky sticky one. They go for war sure didn't bathe for damn long so LJ must be damn chao. The soldiers who were given the task to chop the LJ sure KPKB. [laugh]

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Detailed breakdown

 

Phalluses of Libyan generals 6

Phalluses cut off Libyans 6,359

Sirculians killed, phalluses cut off 222

Etruscans killed, phalluses cut off 542

Greeks killed, phalluses presented to the King 6,111

 

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King Menephta, Egypt

 

In 1300 BC, King Menephta came home from battle after successfully beating the Libyans. To celebrate his success, he asked his men to chop off the penises of each member of the defeated army. He arrived home with 13,000 penises. His ancient monument at Karnak has a detail of which penis belonged to whom -- Libyan generals, Libyans, Sirculians, Etruscans, and Greeks.

 

whao! that's dark man! ...evil! [sweatdrop]

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