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Thats why next life i still want to be a man if reincarnation exists

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Of cos u still be a man,a women still a women,well,as for gays or lesbian they still have time to make tat decision [laugh]

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He didn't like the casserole, and he didn't like my cake.

He said my biscuits were too hard... not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right, he didn't like the stew,

I didn't mend his socks, the way his mother used to do,

 

I pondered for an answer; I was looking for a clue.

Then I turned and smacked the crap out of him...

Like his mother used to do. [laugh][laugh]

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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

 

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

 

Your last name stays put. but thats about it!

The garage is all yours. But the wife will never fail to complain how messy it is

Wedding plans take care of themselves. But we PAY for it

Chocolate is just another snack. Thats because we have shorter lifespan

You can be President. You can be the president's WIFE!

You can never be pregnant. We have to put up with your moods for a year

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. you can wear a bikini

You can wear NO shirt to a water park. but we don't get as much attention!

Car mechanics tell you the truth. You get better deals with car salesmen so its even.

The world is your urinal. the world is your radio station and you hold the mic

You never have to drive to another gas station rest-room because this one is just too icky. Thats coz we are not choosy, and besides who dirtied the ladies in the first place?

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. You can get a man to do it for you w/o lifting a finger.

Same work, more pay. You get to go off work due to 'womens problems'

Wrinkles add character. You don't lose hair

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. Then again, guess who's paying for it?

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. Yeah right, why your eyes were wandering way below my belt? [laugh]

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. Probably we were smarter to choose comfy shoes rather than good looking ones [;)]

One mood all the time. Great for you, since you need to put up with 1 at a time

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. So you could get back to do what you need to do... say shopping.

You know stuff about tanks. Need to know basis

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You just need our credit card

You can open all your own jars. You could get someone to do it

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. You could make us forget things by just looking cute

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. but if i forgot to invite your friend, i will hear no end of it.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. You get free underwear from us

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You have unlimited budget remember?

You almost never have strap problems in public. 2 words: Strapless bra

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color. you have every product in the market to change your face colour from its original

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. One word: Hairloss

You only have to shave your face and neck. Because you find it a pain when it rubs your skin...

You can play with toys all your life. Come'on, you don't have 'toys'? You probably spend time with it more than us.[sly]

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. One card, one attitude - not my card!

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. How about short/hot shorts?

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You can get someone to manicure and pedicure yours

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. Oh really? See above :P

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. You can do Christmas shopping for your relatives and unborn babies 2 years in advance and on our credit!

 

No wonder men are happier.Its a farce.

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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

 

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

 

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station rest-room because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

 

No wonder men are happier.

 

Please .... see how a man can be happy ...

 

When his wife ... "reject" him for 1 month ... [laugh][laugh]

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u forgot 1 important fact of life

 

your good friends are mr right and mr left hand, they were there when you had yr 1st sexual xperience laugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif

 

this is so damn true!! [laugh]

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That's a very optimistic way of looking at it...

 

ya.... why not??? things can be so much simpler if we look at them in a positive manner. [:)]

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