Why Men are never depressed!

[Altivo]

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

 

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

 

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station rest-room because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

 

No wonder men are happier.

[Driven]

Thats why next life i still want to be a man if reincarnation exists

[Albeniz]

As men mature in age, their value increases.

[Shorty]

 

got any for "why women are always depressed."?

[Hectos]

Men are $4 richer every month.

[Albeniz]

Why?

[Hectos]

small pack kotex cost $4

[Altivo]

Thats why next life i still want to be a man if reincarnation exists

 

me too!!!

[Altivo]

As men mature in age, their value increases.

 

like brandy....

[Altivo]

hahaha... don't know... but i will post it if i come across it

[Gearoil]

got any for "why women are always depressed."?

 

WHY WOMEN ARE ALWAYS DEPRESSED.

 

1) They can't decide what clothes to wear with their shoes everyday.

2) They need to reserve at least 1 week out of every month for drastic mood changes

3) they need to spend like no tomorrow and the best is to spend someone's else money

4) They never seem to see a fault coming from their side

5) If the kids behaved badly it is always the father's fault for not being able to provide enough for them!

6) They need to be provided for in every way even though they know they have more than enough for themselves

7) They can't seem to know which direction to take to reach a destination.

8) Buying things on impulse is a way to release stress

9) They only know that they have to be pleased and not to please.

10) If they want to get away with anything, a man is the best to lay the blame on.

 

List is not exhaustive....so do add on...

[Lexxmexx]

never depressed = happy = gay?

[Altivo]

yup yup

[Genie47]

Men are like wine. They go better with age.

[Albeniz]

Men are like wine. They go better with age.

 

Women are like vinegar, they turn sour with age.

Oops!

[Singer]

Life begins at 40

[Rollagt]

Wahhahaah!

 

And they eat "vinegar" easily over alot of things..fashion, partners, werk etc

[Qpik]

u forgot 1 important fact of life

 

your good friends are mr right and mr left hand, they were there when you had yr 1st sexual xperience