Alpha78 6th Gear April 1, 2008 Share April 1, 2008 Finally! Some respite for our suffering citizens! Read about it here! http://www.mrbrown.com/blog/2008/04/some-good-news.html ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugsbunny Neutral Newbie April 1, 2008 Share April 1, 2008 Ya salary may be cut but allowance increase and more bounse... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meecar Clutched April 1, 2008 Share April 1, 2008 Tuesday, April 01, 2008 Some good news finally? Govt to cut ministerial salaries and fees SINGAPORE: SINGAPORE may be cutting ministerial salaries as an inflation-taming measure. In addition, government fees will also be cut. A government spokesperson disclosed this yesterday in response to media queries on what steps the Government could take to alleviate the impact of rising prices. He said: 'Government fees, although their going up is justified, will be cut indefinitely. "Where it is within our control, we will cut whatever needs to be cut. Our ministers are already the best paid in the world, they can live with a few hundred thousand less a year." Consumer price inflation in Singapore hit 6.5 per cent last month from a year ago. In particular, food prices have gone up sharply. In addition, Woodleigh MRT station will be opened finally, and all trains will run with one-minute intervals during peak hours, and three-minute intervals during off-peak hours. Public transport will no longer be treated as a primarily profit-driven commercial enterprise but a real public service. The rail operators will also not be allowed to raise their fees for three years or pass any costs from fines to their customers. This was revealed in the Land Transport Masterplan by the Land Transport Authority. "As part of our people-centred land transport system, we want to end the overcrowding and long waits. No more overcrowded trains and buses, and unnecessary feeder buses!" an LTA spokesperson said. ERP rates will be cut next month, by as much as 50%. This is in response to motorist feedback on roads where the ERP has not eased congestion in any way. Some gantries may even be dismantled. Bicycles, previously ignored as a means of transport, will be given dedicated bike lanes where possible, and sharrows where it is not practical to have a bike lane. The LTA has acknowledged that cycling is more than a leisure or recreational activity but is an environmentally sound mode of transport, and a healthy one too. "We plan to make it safe for cyclists to ride again, instead of making piecemeal measures towards bicycle and pedestrian safety. We will no longer be using Singapore's land constraints or hot weather as an excuse to ignore this growing group of road users. One more cyclist may mean one less car on the road, you know?" said a spokesperson. The measures were also introduced to reduce the dangerous practice of pedestrian sidewalk cycling, the spokesman told us. Lift and estate upgrading will be carried out for all estates, regardless of whether they belong to the ruling party or the opposition. The government has accelerated this program in order to stimulate the economy and because there is a real need for lifts, especially for the elderly. "An elderly person in an Opposition estate is still an elderly person," said a government spokesperson. Oh, and Happy April Fools' Day. The question is do we really want all these requests or are we just upset about something? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swift 1st Gear April 1, 2008 Share April 1, 2008 Look at the last sentence. I think the article was meant to be an April's Fool joke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shull Turbocharged April 1, 2008 Share April 1, 2008 (edited) eh brudder..read the last last line..kena pwned!!! Oh, and Happy April Fools' Day. Edited April 1, 2008 by Shull Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokie Neutral Newbie April 1, 2008 Share April 1, 2008 Confirm April Fools day joke! Maybe cut for one day only...on April 1st every year. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugarette Neutral Newbie April 1, 2008 Share April 1, 2008 LOL he is funny.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha78 6th Gear April 1, 2008 Author Share April 1, 2008 I love the sarcasm man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celicapimp Neutral Newbie April 1, 2008 Share April 1, 2008 that day will never come.Not even April Fool day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilgamesh Neutral Newbie April 1, 2008 Share April 1, 2008 Con-DUA-firm, chopped and stamped to enforce your statement....Lao-Goh already hinted on the news a few days ago that they need to match the salary of our so-called ministers to the market again...I rmb the last time this statement was made, all the Men-In-White have pay rise... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkLord 1st Gear April 1, 2008 Share April 1, 2008 Actually I will be scared sh1tless if they really cut the ministers' pay!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutty 4th Gear April 1, 2008 Share April 1, 2008 From 2nd paragraph onwards... I know what is coming. Nice one though... Wonder if the gahment reads it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Application9999 Clutched April 1, 2008 Share April 1, 2008 (edited) MR BROWN!!!! YOU'RE MY HERO....I LOVE YOU!!....SO CHARMING...SO ''POWDERFUL'' ''ENGLALISH''....you speak for us... From your fellow sillyporean aka the 33+% of the population Edited April 1, 2008 by Application9999 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beei 1st Gear April 1, 2008 Share April 1, 2008 When I saw the title, I thought was some other countries.. then saw the mrbrown link.. i know something was amiss.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Law_ong Neutral Newbie April 1, 2008 Share April 1, 2008 even if they cut, they are back to their usual pay. no change wat , it might actually a 5% increment for them perhaps after the cut.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommyjen Neutral Newbie April 1, 2008 Share April 1, 2008 I think must tell my children next time go become minister liao.. everything rise, their pay rise, no need to do much, just have weekend walkabout and invite photographers take pictures washing market, planting trees, go mrt stations distribute photo leaflets for someone's inability, etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albeniz Turbocharged April 1, 2008 Share April 1, 2008 This can't be true. The heading already gave itself away. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheekg98 1st Gear April 1, 2008 Share April 1, 2008 he really suan PAP ... ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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