Ultramega 1st Gear March 24, 2008 Share March 24, 2008 Just for laughs. Please do not be offended if your name or your loved ones' names are mentioned. Carl Chng - Ass (in Hokkien) Monica Chng - Touch your ass (in Hokkien) Jane Tan - Fry eggs (in Mandarin) Mike Tan - Sell eggs (in Mandarin) Paul Chan - Bankrupt (in Mandarin) Nelson Tan - Bird lay eggs (in Mandarin) Nelson Chong - Bird grow worms (in Mandarin) Carmen Tng - Leg hair long (in Hokkien) Pete Tsai - Nose droppings (in Hokkien) Nina Beh - the NNB in "KNNBCCB" (in Hokkien) Jasmine Tee - Jasmine Tea (in English) Harry Kok - Hairy C.ock (in English) Judy Soo - Fated to lose (in Mandarin) Lucy Leow - You are dead (in Hokkien) Suzie Leow - Lose till dead (in Hokkien) Please contribute if you have any. ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazu Neutral Newbie March 24, 2008 Share March 24, 2008 my time in BMTC, got 1 PTI called CB Phua... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxus-MIFA9 Supersonic March 24, 2008 Share March 24, 2008 (edited) Came to know one female house detective from NTUC of yester years by the name of Lau Sai Ngoh (read in hokkien) My army working colleague from Armour Division by the name of Pek Koh Swee - (white & beautiful) Edited March 24, 2008 by Picnic06 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gs300999s Clutched March 24, 2008 Share March 24, 2008 I got a friend call Chew Eng Gam Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EventH 1st Gear March 24, 2008 Share March 24, 2008 Tng Er Xin SA Tay SA Tan Siow Tao Gay Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunny21 Neutral Newbie March 24, 2008 Share March 24, 2008 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rollagt 5th Gear March 24, 2008 Share March 24, 2008 After BMT, I was posted to my vocational course. I was appointed the platoon IC and every morning I got to mark attendance and will be shouting Private Lee, Private Amin and so on. One of the trainee's surname is Putt so I shouted Private Putt! Private Putt ! Everyone laugh like mad! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_mel 1st Gear March 24, 2008 Share March 24, 2008 Just for laughs. Please do not be offended if your name or your loved ones' names are mentioned. Carl Chng - Ass (in Hokkien) Monica Chng - Touch your ass (in Hokkien) Jane Tan - Fry eggs (in Mandarin) Mike Tan - Sell eggs (in Mandarin) Paul Chan - Bankrupt (in Mandarin) Nelson Tan - Bird lay eggs (in Mandarin) Nelson Chong - Bird grow worms (in Mandarin) Carmen Tng - Leg hair long (in Hokkien) Pete Tsai - Nose droppings (in Hokkien) Nina Beh - the NNB in "KNNBCCB" (in Hokkien) Jasmine Tee - Jasmine Tea (in English) Harry Kok - Hairy C.ock (in English) Judy Soo - Fated to lose (in Mandarin) Lucy Leow - You are dead (in Hokkien) Suzie Leow - Lose till dead (in Hokkien) Walter Fook - What the f**k Please contribute if you have any. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultramega 1st Gear March 24, 2008 Author Share March 24, 2008 have seen the name "Chee Hong" many times. I wonder any of them has surname Lau. Lau Chee Hong ... hahaha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultramega 1st Gear March 24, 2008 Author Share March 24, 2008 this is funny Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheekg98 1st Gear March 24, 2008 Share March 24, 2008 my platoon mate is called kar chng Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultramega 1st Gear March 24, 2008 Author Share March 24, 2008 I got a friend call Chew Eng Gam you friend can use the English name "Wrigley"? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Clutched March 24, 2008 Share March 24, 2008 Wei Wei Wu Lan Boh Boh Tee Chu Chin Chia Ho Wah Tern Koh Lee Hsien Koon Wai Lai Leow Chin Chia Thia Boey Yeow Kin Ho Lai Chin Chia Song Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headshok 1st Gear March 24, 2008 Share March 24, 2008 haha my friend's name is chee hong the chinese version is like " zi hong" or something.. hahaha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultramega 1st Gear March 24, 2008 Author Share March 24, 2008 so when your superiors scold him they "kan" kar chng. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yr1985 1st Gear March 24, 2008 Share March 24, 2008 Carl Chng - Ass (in Hokkien) Monica Chng - Touch your ass (in Hokkien) Jane Tan - Fry eggs (in Mandarin) Mike Tan - Sell eggs (in Mandarin) Paul Chan - Bankrupt (in Mandarin) Nelson Tan - Bird lay eggs (in Mandarin) Nelson Chong - Bird grow worms (in Mandarin) Nelson Leong - Bird grow pus (in Mandarin) Carmen Tng - Leg hair long (in Hokkien) Pete Tsai - Nose droppings (in Hokkien) Nina Beh - the NNB in "KNNBCCB" (in Hokkien) Jasmine Tee - Jasmine Tea (in English) Harry Kok - Hairy C.ock (in English) Judy Soo - Fated to lose (in Mandarin) Lucy Leow - You are dead (in Hokkien) Suzie Leow - Lose till dead (in Hokkien) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultramega 1st Gear March 24, 2008 Author Share March 24, 2008 one more... See Bay Kiang Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Clutched March 24, 2008 Share March 24, 2008 Unique surname Toa Toa Liap Nee ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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