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Ways to make a tiolet bowl secure ( WC) in security centres

Gearoil

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Ways to make a tiolet bowl secure ( WC) in security centres  

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    • Make sure it is not made of porcelin or ceramic materials
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    • Make sure the flush hole is so small that a hand of a 1.6m tall man can't pass thru
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    • Ensure that tiolet bowl is not located under any window openings
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    • If possible, have another security person stand right next to a bowl as sentry duty.
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    • Make sure that the bowl is made out of materials that are truly unbreakable!
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    • Have strong hinges that will allow the tiolet bowl to be permanently secured down with CHAINS!
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    • Have walls, doors transparent in the tiolet leading to the bowl's location
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    • Do not allow detainee to SING while using the tiolet bowl!
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    • Forget about the use of the tiolet bowl, just lead chained detainee to the grassy secured compound to do his business
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    • If all else fail, just dig a hole and start burying those responsible for detainee's escape
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Gearoil

Gearoil

1st Gear

With the current topic of the escaped JI leader being HOT news all around the world, US security experts are relooking into how they should make the common tiolet bowl more secured in detention centres.

 

From Guantanamo Bay to unspecified locations of US detention centres around the world, no escapee has ever attempted and succeeded to escaped, as what had happened in Sillypore....in what US official termed as a 'truly impossible feat'! [sly][laugh]

 

Top research personnel are now relooking into how to revolutionise the common tiolet bowl in security centres to a level not seen since the humble bowl was first invented.

 

Not wanting to sound as being desparate for a better solution, the experts are not putting off the idea that ppl should start to relook as to how cavemen first started to 'do his business' as they bluntly put it.

 

Who knows they added..'we might have missed or removed something important thru the millions of years of evolution to the present modern day tiolet we know of! [sly][laugh]

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Typhoonz

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Are we "proud" to be the first in the world to have a detainee escape successfully from the toilet of a detention centre?

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