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to those at work today...while a lot of ppl r taking leave or already away on holiday...something to perk u up.

 

Subject: How well do you listen........

 

 

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo

Toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

 

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her

first day promptly at 8:00 AM

 

The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.

 

The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.

 

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up,

putting the entire production line behind schedule.

 

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men

march down to the factory floor.

 

When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's

all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

 

At the end of the line stood Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me

Elmo's.

 

She had a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

 

The 2 men watched in amazement as she cut a little piece of fabric, wrapped

it around two marbles and began to carefully sew the little package between

Elmo's legs.

 

The Personnel Manager burst into laughter.

 

After several minutes of hysterics he pulled himself together and approached

Lena .

 

"I'm sorry," he said to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I

think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."

 

"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.

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A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.

They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

"THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR"

 

The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "

"THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR"

 

The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,

"THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR"

 

The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said,"That's once a day.You could REALLY learn something from this one

The husband looked at her and said,

"Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow."

 

PLEASE NOTE:

The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery.

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