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I think this species of monkey (white face monkey) can be kept as pet as seen in many of those american movies. But you might wanna check with Primary Production Department on the rules and regulations, esp on the health checks and quarantine part....

 

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think so....they are very intelligent animals and another name for it is the Capuchin monkey. They will be very at home in our tropical climate and if bro Weichien bought 2 pairs and let them loose.......

 

Btw, male monkeys can be very horny sometimes. I ever saw one in Bt Batok Nature Park sitting besides the jogging track and having a great time looking at the ladies joggers and masturbating himself... [:p]

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If I did not recall wrongly, monkey's system is similiar to humans, and thus diseases/viruses can be transmitted back and forth. Eg. herpes, hep A/B, flu, and hiv.

 

 

Good luck trying to bring your monkey to the doc to treat for STDs [laugh]

 

 

 

No need get real monkey, better stay at home and spank your own 'monkey', safer. [laugh]

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i think if it's properly trained and intelligent. if will be better den keeping a dog which i have headache on keeping 1 currently.

 

Errr..... so what's going to happen to the dog after u got a monkey... [sweatdrop]

 

Personally, from your statement, i do not think you are suitable for any pets [lipsrsealed] . Drop the idea....

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Dun need so troublesome keep monkey at home lah. just switch on ur TV and wait for news to finish. After News got monkey show liao.

 

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they have a great mission=> to make monkey shows so boring that people can spend the time making small monkeys instead, so we will have a lot of monkeys, monkeying around, and grow up doing monkey business...

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go to fish shop and ask for brine shrimp eggs. wat u need is salt water, put the eggs inside and watch them hatch. voile "sea monkeys". when i was young, i had to order from singapore (tats when i was still in malaysia) for like S$12 per set (20 eggs, some salt with instructions). now i realise i can get them by the thousands (or is it millions) for $6. haiz

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hey bros.

i suddenly have this love for monkeys. but not those at pierce reservoir 1 lah. i meant those quality small monkey that won't grow big. i think if it's properly trained and intelligent. if will be better den keeping a dog which i have headache on keeping 1 currently.

i know it's illegal. if get caught hw much must or kong. it's also like modding exhausts and turbo at home mar. heng or shui only lor.

den sometime bring him go disco also nvm. can wear clothes. haa.

 

i got 2 kids aged 5 and 7. do they count?

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think so....they are very intelligent animals and another name for it is the Capuchin monkey. They will be very at home in our tropical climate and if bro Weichien bought 2 pairs and let them loose.......

 

Btw, male monkeys can be very horny sometimes. I ever saw one in Bt Batok Nature Park sitting besides the jogging track and having a great time looking at the ladies joggers and masturbating himself... [:p]

WOW YUMMY. [whip]
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I think the only monkeys you can keep at home are sea monkeys...

 

As far as I know, keeping any exotic pets like monkeys are not allowed here. Feeding them in the wild is also an offfence. ( there are a lot of long tail monkey off Rifle range Road).

 

So the only type of monkey one can keep here is those that principally must be paid 'peanuts'....600,000 pcs of peanuts a year to be precise! [sly][laugh]

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they have a great mission=> to make monkey shows so boring that people can spend the time making small monkeys instead, so we will have a lot of monkeys, monkeying around, and grow up doing monkey business...

 

U mean Monkeys-In-White? Or the White Faced Capuchins that I've posted? [laugh]

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WOW BRO I LIKE THIS.

imgine bringing him walking down orchard road.

power.! turn head

 

U sure that's a good idea? How to clean up when it starts squirting all over the places? [sweatdrop]

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