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Dancing jay-jogger dashes across a road, 50m away from a pedestrian crossing and almost gets run down by a car

Dancing jay-jogger dashes across a road, 50m away from a pedestrian crossing and almost gets run down by a car

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Since young, our parents will constantly remind us time and time again to always check for traffic before attempting to cross the road. 

Unfortunately, all these bits of advice seem to enter and exit this jogger's ears, without the organ in between his ears retaining any advice. 

Watch this short clip to find out why:

What Happened?

The cam car and a Toyota Harrier formed up on the left lane of a two carriageway road. 

A man clad in a perspiration-soaked Army singlet walks along the pavement from a distance.

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As he approaches the cam car and Toyota Harrier, the traffic light turns green in both cars' favour. 

Instead of stopping by the grass patch and checking for oncoming traffic, the man simply hops onto the road and attempts to illegally dash across the road.

At this moment, a Toyota Prius drives past the cam car and almost collides with the pedestrian. 

As a result, the pedestrian performs an "e-brake" to stop himself and does an odd dance-like action.

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Luckily, the oncoming Toyota Prius also performed an e-brake and avoided colliding with the pedestrian. 

After this encounter, the pedestrian takes his own sweet time and nonchalantly "jogs" across the road while navigating around several vehicles. 

Too Shag To Think Logically?

Is saving those few minutes spent waiting for the green man so important that it is more important than one's life?

The more time I spend dwelling on this incident, the more ridiculous this pedestrian becomes. 

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Netizens' Comments

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No wonder he got the audacity to perform such an act.

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Looking at his face, I think he just woke up lah. 

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During National Service, he's the type of guy that your Encik will call blur f@#k!!

 

 

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Like that looks cool mah. But we drivers think he is an idiot.

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