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Man sells his left testicle to buy a Nissan 370Z

Man sells his left testicle to buy a Nissan 370Z

Deeq

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blogentry-114362-0-56414200-1385610210_thumb.jpgMark Parisi is a man. Like many men, Mark Parisi has two testicles. Like fewer men, Mark Parisi has decided he does not need two testicles, and would prefer instead to have one testicle and one Nissan 370Z.

 

Which is why (according to the clip) Mark Parisi is to donate one of his testicles to medical research in exchange for 35,000 US dollars. Which is around S$44,000.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgg4-1lVuFo

 

Mark Parisi made this revelation on American station CBS’s show The Doctors.

 

Mark Parisi’s revelation raises a number of ethical and moral dilemmas. What is the value of a testicle? A Nissan 370Z? Will both get you a GT-R??

 

According to sources, US$35K is the going rate for one slightly used testicle, so if you get nothing else from this story, gentlemen, when times are bad, at least you know that you have about S$88k swinging between your legs(Which, where we are, is actually not even enough for a Nissan March at the moment).


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missmarigold

When i read the title, i think this man is totally nuts! But giving out your testicles for research its still...

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Pandapura

Ermmm, if this mister Mark Parisi is a Singaporean, he will find that after selling BOTH his testicles (albeit for research) and getting $88K, he will only be able to buy....drum roll....piece of COE?

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tanbk

"US$35K is the going rate for one slightly used testicle".

 

This statement raises many questions in my mind.
- What is considered a new testicle?

- How much is a new testicle worth?
- Who is determining the price?

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kimchisoup88

read a news man selling his organ to buy designer bag for his gf.. now another HIT news to know another man selling his testicles to buy a car!!??!!!

 

What's wrong with this world....

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chitchatboy

He probably wants the 370z bad enough! I would get a Evo X or Scion FR-S if it were me. Not that I would want to exchange my something that important for a car.

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marcusdwyer

I bet this has nothing to do with th researdh. Reseach was just an excuse, the guys just wanted to get Nissan, and that's it.

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Adrianlim13

lucky in us , still can buy a brand new car...if in singapore.... really bang balls. haha what can u get for 35k ?

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