Anyone remembers this billingual poem?

[KARTer]

The ultimate chinese poem for beginners:-

 

One day at night 一天晚上，

 

2 personz same bed 二人同床,

 

3 AM midnight 三更半夜,

 

4 legs put up 四脚朝天,

 

5 part bodies touching floor 五体投地,

 

6 plus 7 sexual desires 七情六欲,

 

8 pushes and pulls 八进拔出,

 

9 times too long (九)久久一次

 

10 times more shiok!! 十分有趣.

 

 

 

 

 

拉，入，退，不以前，历久不衰,揪头发，拔河比赛,身面，地球，地球仪，新，午，票，感情，爱，的，两钟，有性 两，一时间，黎明，王，晚上，腿，空，两个

Edited August 4, 2011 by KARTer

[Rollagt]

I only know..5 mins of fun = 9 months of pain.

[KARTer]

  On 8/4/2011 at 6:05 AM, Rollagt said:

I only know..5 mins of fun = 9 months of pain.

of the 9 months, last 2-3 months make the man a monk.........

[Shull]

  On 8/4/2011 at 6:16 AM, KARTer said:

of the 9 months, last 2-3 months make the man a monk.........

 

The man can choose NOT to be a monk.. [lipsrsealed]

[KARTer]

  On 8/4/2011 at 6:19 AM, Shull said:

The man can choose NOT to be a monk.. [lipsrsealed]

LOL.... can also, but skali the woman later chooses to be the opposite of a nun... then man got nothing to say

[Maroon5]

frankly now married couples also hv v little sex whether preg or not.

[Rollagt]

  On 8/4/2011 at 6:16 AM, KARTer said:

of the 9 months, last 2-3 months make the man a monk.........

 

Haha! To go thru 9mths of dry spell is no joke !

[Rollagt]

  On 8/4/2011 at 6:30 AM, Maroon5 said:

frankly now married couples also hv v little sex whether preg or not.

 

Hmm..both working till 8PM plus, reach home 9pm, eat dinner finish at 930pm, watch the news to 10pm, bathe then zzzz..

[Sabbie]

  On 8/4/2011 at 6:30 AM, Maroon5 said:

frankly now married couples also hv v little sex whether preg or not.

 

That's why divorce rate so high, we should encourage more

[Maroon5]

  On 8/4/2011 at 7:51 AM, Rollagt said:

Hmm..both working till 8PM plus, reach home 9pm, eat dinner finish at 930pm, watch the news to 10pm, bathe then zzzz..

 

tat really seems the case with many couples and some carry work back.

[Sabbie]

  On 8/4/2011 at 8:02 AM, Maroon5 said:

tat really seems the case with many couples and some carry work back.

 

how about let your wife be a housewife, you come home at 7pm, she cooks for you, watch tv at 9pm, then have sex from 10 to 11pm?

[Old-driver]

  On 8/4/2011 at 5:54 AM, KARTer said:

The ultimate chinese poem for beginners:-

 

One day at night 一天晚上，

 

2 personz same bed 二人同床,

 

3 AM midnight 三更半夜,

 

4 legs put up 四脚朝天,

 

5 part bodies touching floor 五体投地,

 

6 plus 7 sexual desires 七情六欲,

 

8 pushes and pulls 八进拔出,

 

9 times too long (九)久久一次

 

10 times more shiok!! 十分有趣.

 

 

 

 

 

拉，入，退，不以前，历久不衰,揪头发，拔河比赛,身面，地球，地球仪，新，午，票，感情，爱，的，两钟，有性 两，一时间，黎明，王，晚上，腿，空，两个

11. 爽爽到欲廊

 

[Jman888]

One day at night 一天晚上，

 

2 personz same bed 二人同床,

 

3 AM midnight 三更半夜,

 

4 legs put up 四脚纠缠,

 

5 fingers anyhow touch 五指乱摸,

 

6 all strip naked 光六六的,

 

7 touch all over body 七上八下,

 

8 pushes and pulls 八进拔出,

 

9 times too long (九)久久一次

 

10 times more shiok!! 十分爽快!

[Passion]

Wouldn't doing it during pregnancy dangerous? Alot of people don't dare to try because they scare hurt the baby inside. If one gynae step out and say no problem, sure safe to bonk. I think divorce rate would come down. Man born to hunt, cannot change their mindset one. I believe monk also need to release. Not trying to insult but that is natural reaction. Even don't PCC, at night sleep also will wet dreams.

[Johnnylim]

  On 8/4/2011 at 6:05 AM, Rollagt said:

I only know..5 mins of fun = 9 months of pain.

When it's over, honey let's do it all over again!

[KARTer]

  On 8/4/2011 at 7:48 AM, Rollagt said:

Haha! To go thru 9mths of dry spell is no joke !

can be enterprising / charitable and sell / donate your precious liquid to sperm banks, if you can find one here in sgp

[KARTer]

  On 8/4/2011 at 8:31 AM, Passion said:

Wouldn't doing it during pregnancy dangerous? Alot of people don't dare to try because they scare hurt the baby inside. If one gynae step out and say no problem, sure safe to bonk. I think divorce rate would come down. Man born to hunt, cannot change their mindset one. I believe monk also need to release. Not trying to insult but that is natural reaction. Even don't PCC, at night sleep also will wet dreams.

Even if the baby is not 'hurt', one fine day he/she may ask "Dad, what did you do when I was inside? i kept feeling earthquake but my eyes not formed yet, so couldnt check what the hell was going on..."

[KARTer]

LOL, yours sounds more 'accurate'

 

  On 8/4/2011 at 8:30 AM, Jman888 said:

One day at night 一天晚上，

 

2 personz same bed 二人同床,

 

3 AM midnight 三更半夜,

 

4 legs put up 四脚纠缠,

 

5 fingers anyhow touch 五指乱摸,

 

6 all strip naked 光六六的,

 

7 touch all over body 七上八下,

 

8 pushes and pulls 八进拔出,

 

9 times too long (九)久久一次

 

10 times more shiok!! 十分爽快!